# Last minute Columbia, MO dopefest and gay bar adventure!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-minute-columbia-mo-dopefest-and-gay-bar-adventure/251947 "2004-06-24T04:11:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-minute-columbia-mo-dopefest-and-gay-bar-adventure/251947/41 "2004-06-28T03:26:15Z")

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Dodge Caravan? You think we’re loaded? That’s the Secret Cabal Banning Vehicle and Pimpmobile. I understand **Cecil** and **Ed Zotti** are discussing with **Lynn** how best to smack you down.

No, WE’RE in the rusty Chevy converstion van across the street. We have a tight beam microphone on you right now so we’ve heard every naughty thing you’ve said today.

**lifts up window film a little** Hi, **dropzone**! Remember us? We’re the…

**turn back to sperfur** What?!? Waddaya mean “blown our cover”? We can still bag him as soon as he steps out of the house.

_sigh_ Okay, okay. 'Scuse us for a couple of hours, we gotta go paint the van a different color now. See ya later, **dropzone**!

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-minute-columbia-mo-dopefest-and-gay-bar-adventure/251947/42 "2004-06-28T03:36:14Z")

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> [@Horseflesh](#):
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> See ya later, **dropzone**!

**smacks Horseflesh in the back of the head**

Not if he sees us first! I was counting on the misdirection - when **Lynn** and **Ed** stepped out to nab him, he’d run straight toward us.

mumble, grumble, mumble

Now I gotta find invisible paint. Do you know how _hard_ that stuff is to find?

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-minute-columbia-mo-dopefest-and-gay-bar-adventure/251947/43 "2004-06-28T03:53:42Z")

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Do you know how hard it is to tell if you’ve got any left? And don’t forget that we’ll need to paint ourselves too, lest we look like a couple of goons hovering a few feet above the street.  
Oh! I have an idea! Paint just my head first and let me go freak some people out.

I think we might need some more nylon rope. **dropzone** ’s lookin’ pretty fiesty today.

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