# Last one in's a rottten egg!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427 "2002-03-11T02:29:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/81 "2002-03-11T20:14:32Z")

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I hope someone posts after me so I’m not the rotten egg.

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**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/82 "2002-03-11T20:21:10Z")

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Well, jeez…rotten eggs have feelings too, y’know…

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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/83 "2002-03-11T20:32:01Z")

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Whee!!!

:Runs to pool and trips:

Ow…Medic?

Ah. Screw it! Whee! 😛

:Slams into diving board:  
ow…

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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/84 "2002-03-11T20:35:46Z")

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Hey! I had almost 200 posts when we shut down!

:mad: :mad: :mad:

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**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/85 "2002-03-11T20:41:57Z")

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I’m here. I lost quite a few posts as well. I feel like a newbie all over again…

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**Author:** ![Retief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Retief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Retief)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/86 "2002-03-11T20:49:08Z")

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Home is the sailor, home from the sea…  
(Retief is back to lurk some more, someone has to keep an eye on all the loonies)  
😉 Retief, the goofie Newfie

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/87 "2002-03-11T21:12:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by kambuckta \*  
> \*\*Jeee-sus the water’s cold.
> 
> \*\*

Deep too!

🙂

Nice to see you all, i might post here and there again.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/88 "2002-03-11T21:23:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by kambuckta \*  
> \*\*Hey Peregrine, I wasn’t expecting the Sammich Inquisition. \*\*

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SAMMICH INQUISITION!  
😃

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/89 "2002-03-11T21:28:19Z")

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I’m back and I’m a newbie again. ☹ So long 1500 previous posts. That’s what I get for registering under a different name. Oh well… I like this name better. Makes me sound like a stripper.

**Walks onto diving board and does a quick striptease before jumping (cannonball style) into the pool**

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/90 "2002-03-11T22:00:33Z")

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I wonder how many posts I lost! (And who YOU are Kiki!)

Good to be back, even though the decor has changed a bit.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/91 "2002-03-12T02:32:44Z")

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Mermaid runs to the water ridding herself of the last of her onland clothing just as she jumps smoothly into the water barely breaking the surface with a small ripple

Soon a magnificent tail emerges from the water

The tips are  
royal blue fading tosky blue thensea green .SPLASH!!!

MMMMMMM The water’s just fine. It is so good to be back.

_Swims naked through the thread_😃

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/92 "2002-03-12T03:15:26Z")

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Be it ever so humble,  
There’s no place like home.

😃

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**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/93 "2002-03-12T05:57:20Z")

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Hey! **bobkitty** never actually dove into the thread! She’s sitting out there, licking her fur, happily sitting there. **Somebody’s gotta knock her in!**

[sub]Not me, of course. My hair goes down to my ankles. You don’t expect me to get it **WET** after spending three hours drying it, do you?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/94 "2002-03-12T11:40:47Z")

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Cold water, eh? Nah, the water is warm with the camraderie of fellow Dopers.

Unless that warmth is merely evidence that too many of you should have taken a trip to the restroom before diving in.

I really did miss this place…

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/95 "2002-03-12T14:07:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Winnowill \*  
> \*\*Hey! **bobkitty** never actually dove into the thread! She’s sitting out there, licking her fur, happily sitting there. **Somebody’s gotta knock her in!**
> 
> [sub]Not me, of course. My hair goes down to my ankles. You don’t expect me to get it **WET** after spending three hours drying it, do you?[/sub] \*\*

Uh… wait… look… sammich! See? I have to wait at least an hour. Wouldn’t want me to get cramps and drown, would you? But thanks for… er… thinking of me. In a dastardly way.

-BK

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**Author:** ![Moxmaiden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Moxmaiden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moxmaiden)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/96 "2002-03-12T14:29:27Z")

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Hey, I’m here. Though none of you probably missed me (or know who I am). Oh, well. I just hope I’m not the rotten egg. 🙂

Melissa  
-Mtgman’s wife

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/97 "2002-03-12T14:33:26Z")

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I’m back in living color.

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/98 "2002-03-12T14:49:50Z")

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I don’t share the exuberance that is being expressed on this thread and generally everywhere. It sure doesn’t look like the same place to me.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/99 "2002-03-12T14:50:12Z")

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I’m only telling you that I’m back so I can be under **Dire Wolf** 😃

Woo!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-one-ins-a-rottten-egg/97427/100 "2002-03-12T14:51:24Z")

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Damnit, Kniz ☹

😛

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