# Last Post oddity

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 20, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381 "2009-06-20T05:28:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/1 "2009-06-20T05:28:46Z")

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On the main forums page, under “Last Post” for this forum it says:

> [@](#):
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> $6 Makes Earning Money Easy!!  
> by kwilliamssr  
> Today 01:03 AM

But clicking on that gives me an error:

> [@](#):
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> jackdavinci, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:  
> 1. Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else’s post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?  
> 2. If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

…What’s up with that?

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/2 "2009-06-20T05:29:49Z")

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It got deleted, or moved to a nonpublic subforum.

It was spam.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/3 "2009-06-20T13:15:41Z")

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What they said.

You saw it for the brief second before it was vanished into the cornfield.

“You shall not suffer a spam to live.”

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/4 "2009-06-20T15:09:28Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> What they said.
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> You saw it for the brief second before it was vanished into the cornfield.
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> “You shall not suffer a spam to live.”

Better tell that to the can in the back of my cupboard. :o 😛

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/5 "2009-06-20T16:19:38Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> Better tell that to the can in the back of my cupboard. :o 😛

That thing was _never_ alive.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/6 "2009-06-20T16:28:45Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> That thing was _never_ alive.

Callow youth.

I remember the days when I was but a wee lad, on the rolling sandhills of the Carolinas, watching the spamsters out in the fields, grazing. Their strangely square legs toddling them around from grassy patch to grassy patch, their little snouts scruffling up the occasional chocolate truffle. At dusk, you could hear the young spamlets bleating for their mommas.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/7 "2009-06-22T16:58:43Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> What they said.
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> You saw it for the brief second before it was vanished into the cornfield.
> 
> “You shall not suffer a spam to live.”

lol. The odd thing was that it continued to exist in “last post” for quite a while after it was unclickable. I get ‘deleted’ but what are these mysterious invisible subforums?

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/8 "2009-06-22T17:06:29Z")

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It’s your permanent record. You thought you left it behind, didn’t you? 🙂

Now that’s a joke, of course, but someone will get all offended and hurt if I don’t say that out loud, what I just wrote above, that was a joke and you’re supposed to read it and laugh.

We do tend to keep examples of bad behavior for purposes of reference; we track spammers and try to ensure their permanent non-access to the board. That sometimes involves a bit of research and consultation with the rest of the staff. We just wish the offensive material away and you’re not bugged with it. That’s why you don’t see it.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/9 "2009-06-22T17:22:44Z")

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It’s “Sanitized For Your Protection.”

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/10 "2009-06-23T13:56:36Z")

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Test Post.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-post-oddity/500381/11 "2009-06-23T14:45:24Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> That thing was _never_ alive.

I could _swear_ it moved! :eek:
