# Last Surviving Monkee Sues to see FBI files on the Band

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2022, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659 "2022-08-31T13:58:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/21 "2022-08-31T20:48:49Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> Perhaps “The Weight” was actually about J Edgar Hoover!

I could also see him getting weepy listening to “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down”.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/22 "2022-08-31T21:18:15Z")

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My favorite part in the FBI report on Louie Louie is this line:

```
Mr. GRACE and [REDACTED] advised that they were not able to discern any of the 
obscene language and found the record played on both speeds as being quite 
unintelligible.

```

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**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/23 "2022-08-31T21:37:19Z")

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# _Good Morning, Vietnam_

I wonder if Robin Williams has a file?

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/24 "2022-09-01T14:26:25Z")

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> [@F.U.Shakespeare](#):
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> Yes, and to bring my blooper full circle, I _always_ mix up the names of the Band’s songwriter/guitarist with the [bodybuilding champion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robby_Robinson_(bodybuilder)), who was very familiar with “weights”.

Well, I mixed him up with the character in the Spiderman comics, which may say more about me than I like…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/25 "2022-09-01T14:32:49Z")

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I signed an antiwar petition back in the Vietnam War era, so there could be a microscopic F.B.I. file on me.

It’s not worth the cost of filing a lawsuit to see. But I still get slightly apprehensive when I see strange vehicles parked or idling near my house. 😬

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/26 "2022-09-01T14:34:04Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> But I still get slightly apprehensive when I see strange vehicles parked or idling near my house.

You can tell if it’s the Feds or not, if “FBI Surveillance Van” shows up on your list of nearby wifi networks. 😃

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/27 "2022-09-01T14:49:01Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> FBI…Van

Flowers By Isabel. It’s just a delivery truck.

I applied and was rejected twice to become an FBI agent. I also have had a clearance. I wonder what my file looks like.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/28 "2022-09-01T14:59:48Z")

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It seems obvious to me. Everyone knew that Rock 'N Roll was both unholy, subversive, and Communist, right up there with Dr. King. And don’t forget that most closeted Communist of all, Senator Joseph McCarthy.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/29 "2022-09-01T15:06:13Z")

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Senator McCarthy had so much crap in his closet, I’m sure he couldn’t close the door.

He always looked so rumpled, I just know his clothes were wadded up on the floor, because his closet was so full.

~VOW

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/30 "2022-09-01T15:31:29Z")

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I was similarly confused.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/31 "2022-09-01T17:23:44Z")

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The old joke was that the attempt to find out if the FBI had a file on you was enough reason for them to start a file on you.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/32 "2022-09-01T18:06:04Z")

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That wasn’t a joke. During the Cold War, Soviet agents would file FOIA requests to see what the government knew about them. So the FBI would generate a new file on people who filed requests.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/33 "2022-09-01T19:46:49Z")

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I studied Russian in college, and someone said that automatically meant an FBI file was opened on me.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/34 "2022-09-01T23:32:01Z")

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I read something today that one of the FBI’s concerns was _Last Train to Clarksville_ because of its reference to going off to (the Vietnam?) war and perhaps never coming home.

I always thought there was something deeply subversive and Commie about _Danny Boy_

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/35 "2022-09-02T00:42:35Z")

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_Sumer Is Acumen In_ is all about hormones, and contains the lyrics, “the billy goat is farting”.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/36 "2022-09-02T03:13:00Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> I studied Russian in college, and someone said that automatically meant an FBI file was opened on me.

As did I, and while I’m pretty sure there is no FBI file on me (I’m in Canada), I _know_ that there is an RCMP file on me. Let’s face it, when the Mounties come knocking on my professors’ and neighbours’ doors asking about you, they’re going to build a file on you.

Forty years later, I would hope that it has been destroyed. But who knows?

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/37 "2022-09-02T03:52:42Z")

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It would be interesting to read the FBI file on Elvis.

He served in the Military and did his job well. He didn’t spend his hitch entertaining.

He received honorary police badges for his support of LE.

There was all the drug use and people around him may have been sketchy. Elvis liked teen girls.

Would the FBI file be positive or negative?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-surviving-monkee-sues-to-see-fbi-files-on-the-band/970659/38 "2022-09-02T12:13:57Z")

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> [@F.U.Shakespeare](#):
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> _Sumer Is Acumen In_ is all about hormones, and contains the lyrics, “the billy goat is farting”.

Nitpick 1: “Icumen”, not “Acumen”

Nitpick 2: It’s a buck/stag that’s farting, not a billy goat, at least in most translations\*.

Things like this are important.

- the original is “bucke”, but Wikipedia actually does render this as “billy goat”. They’re the only one I know who does. There’s also a debate about whether “verteth” means “farts” or maybe “cavorts”, but most people opt for “farts”

> **[A Short Analysis of ‘Sumer Is Icumen In’](https://interestingliterature.com/2016/06/a-short-analysis-of-sumer-is-icumen-in/)**
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> A summary of a classic medieval poem English poetry begins with a stag breaking wind. Or, at least, it does if you pick up the wonderful The Oxford Book of English Verse, where the short song, ‘Sum…

> **[Sumer is icumen in](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumer_is_icumen_in)**
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> "Sumer is icumen in" is the incipit of a medieval English round or rota of the mid-13th century; it is also known variously as the Summer Canon and the Cuckoo Song.
> The line translates approximately to "Summer has come in" or "Summer has arrived". The song is written in the Wessex dialect of Middle English. Although the composer's identity is unknown today, it may have been W. de Wycombe or a monk at Reading Abbey, John of Fornsete \[Wikidata\]. The manuscript in which it is preserved was copie...

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