# Last word on ending a sentence with a preopsition by Morris Bishop

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900 "2009-12-03T21:33:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/1 "2009-12-03T21:33:26Z")

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I searched for threads on this subject and there were too many to sort through finding out if this had been posted before.

I just came across this gem by Morris Bishop, and for those unfamiliar with it, here it is for your enjoyment:

I lost a naughty preposition,  
He lived, I think, beneath my chair.  
I cried aloud to him, Perdition!  
Come on up out from down under there."

Now, language is my _vade mecum_,  
And straggling phrases I abhor,  
And yet I wonder, what should he come  
On up out from down under for?

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/2 "2009-12-04T05:34:46Z")

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Oooh, did you hear that thud? That was Mrs. Brand stroking out.

😃

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/3 "2009-12-05T05:02:32Z")

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> [@Over Under Sideways Down!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-under-sideways-down/455865/18):
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> You will get your explanation of what you brought that book I don’t like to be read to out of about Down Under up for over with _when?_  
> (cribbed from **Malacandra** via **rowrrbazzle** )

Heh heh heh.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/4 "2009-12-07T19:58:43Z")

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It’s a nice line, but are all those words being used as prepositions?

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/5 "2009-12-07T20:38:08Z")

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What’s a preopsition?  
😃

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/6 "2009-12-07T20:42:51Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> What’s a preopsition?  
> 😃

Not sure about preopsition, but a preposition is a word you shouldn’t end a sentence with.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/7 "2009-12-07T22:01:27Z")

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Everyone has probably heard this one, but what the hell, it’s fun.

A country boy applies to Harvard and gets in. On his first day there, he gets disoriented and asks a student, “Excuse me, could you tell me where the library’s at?” The student gets rather huffy and condescendingly says, “Sir, here at Harvard we do not end a sentence with a preposition!”

So the country boy responds,

“Oh, I’m so sorry! Where’s the library at, asshole?”

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/8 "2009-12-07T22:33:39Z")

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> [@Bearflag70](#):
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> Not sure about preopsition, but a preposition is a word you shouldn’t end a sentence with.

And something up with which I will not put.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/9 "2009-12-08T00:00:41Z")

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In our childhood my brother was quite the grammar Nazi.

Once, at dinner he asked for “a fork to eat his crab with”.

I asked him what “crab with” was.

To this day he has never lived this down. It even came up during at the last Thanksgiving get together.

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-word-on-ending-a-sentence-with-a-preopsition-by-morris-bishop/519900/10 "2009-12-08T00:05:26Z")

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> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#):
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> “Oh, I’m so sorry! Where’s the library at, asshole?”

I laughed.
