# Late Night Snacks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687 "2000-01-08T19:19:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![sly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sly)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/1 "2000-01-08T19:19:00Z")

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My name is sly and I’m a late night snacker.

I woke up around 2:30 this morning and had two eggs over-easy, toast, two blueberry eggos, a banana and a big glass of orange juice then went back to bed and slept like a baby. I do this practically every night, so I’m a pro. Now lay it on me. What are your favorite LNS’s?

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/2 "2000-01-08T19:20:00Z")

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How much do you weigh?

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/3 "2000-01-08T19:29:00Z")

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Why, Android? Are you planning on eating Sly?

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/4 "2000-01-08T19:35:00Z")

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Back in the day, when I was a serious club hopper, My favorite LNS was a big ass glass of orange juice at Denny’s or IHOP with my friends.

It helped kill the hangover. 🙂

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/5 "2000-01-08T21:09:00Z")

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It’s really easy to make and you can make it in quantity. Toast. I’ll fix myself up four pieces of toast, snack on some buttered bread while waiting for it to pop up, and drink a glass of OJ or milk while eating.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/6 "2000-01-08T21:15:00Z")

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I used to be a really bad late nite snacker…lots and lots of chocolate… now i eat fruit… yep boring ole fruit… okay and sometimes chocolate 😉

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/7 "2000-01-08T21:22:00Z")

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potato chips.  
But I eat a piece of chocolate cake every night before bed,and have for over 20 years.

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**Author:** ![sly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sly)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/8 "2000-01-08T22:15:00Z")

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Mmmmmm, chocolate caaaaaaake.

Android, I 5’-11", 160 lbs. I work out on occasion but, more importantly, I’m blessed with the metabolism of a tortoise. I can eat anything and not gain a pound. Ever. Don’t you just hate me?

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/9 "2000-01-09T01:35:00Z")

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the metabolism of a tortoise???

Hi sly, My name is Shannon and I’M a late night snacker. my passion is hostess cakes, twinkies, cupcakes, king dongs, fruit pies, doesnt matter. damn that hostess thrift store.

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so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

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**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/10 "2000-01-09T01:39:00Z")

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> I woke up around 2:30 this morning and had two eggs over-easy, toast, two blueberry eggos, a banana and a big glass of orange  
> juice then went back to bed and slept like a baby.

Er, that’s not an LNS, Sly. That’s breakfast.

For me, some toast, decaf tea and a cigarette.

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“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/11 "2000-01-09T01:48:00Z")

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My late night snack: a beer, half a sleeping pill and a smoke.

I don’t keep much food around the house.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/12 "2000-01-11T22:51:00Z")

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A big bowl o’ Cheerios.

## Maybe 2.

The Dave-Guy  
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx

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**Author:** ![Melatonin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@Melatonin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melatonin)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/13 "2000-01-12T00:11:00Z")

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My goodness, techchick. . .  
That’s exactly what I have!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/14 "2000-01-12T02:54:00Z")

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Well, I eat a lot late at night but I don’t think it counts because I work all night and sleep all day. So technically, my “late night snack” would be at noon. 🙂

Anyway, I still eat a lot at night even when I switch back to a day schedule. Tonight it is gonna be Cool Mint from Edy’s Dreamery line of ice cream. Yummy!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/15 "2000-01-12T03:08:00Z")

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I eat the same thing almost every night, right before bed, no matter what time it is. (It’s usually around 11:30 though) My snack consists of peanut butter, and honey on bread, and a nice tall glass of chocolate milk made with Nestle Quik. It _must_ be Quik though, otherwise I’ll drink the milk without chocolate.

Adam

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“Life is hard…but God is good”

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/16 "2000-01-12T03:46:00Z")

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English Muffin w/ Butter and Peanut Butter, Diet Coke, and a smoke.  
Every night.

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Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)-

OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=

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**Author:** ![saraam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@saraam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraam)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/17 "2000-01-12T04:00:00Z")

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How odd, sly, I just read an article this week on a disorder (sorry, can’t remember the name) in which people wake up in the middle of the night ravenously hungry. It is caused (I think, I skimmed the article) by the body not digesting well a certain chemical. Fat lotta help I am, eh?

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/18 "2000-01-12T04:39:00Z")

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Poptarts! Chocolate frosted…mmmm. With a big glass of milk to share with the cat.

Catrandom, who most emphatically does _not_ have the metabolism of a tortoise

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/19 "2000-01-12T05:33:00Z")

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saraam, I think I once read something about that too. I remember being worried that I had that disorder because sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night (or day) I cannot go back to sleep without eating something. It doesn’t have to be more than a few bites, but if I don’t eat I won’t be able to get back to sleep. Strange. I wish I could remember what the disorder was called.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/late-night-snacks/12687/20 "2000-01-12T06:33:00Z")

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Ham and cheese on a roll, dry.  
Always.  
And beer, of course.

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“Are you frightened of snakes?”  
“Only if they dress up as werewolves.”  
–Preacher

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