# Latest Most Irritating Commercial on TV

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 12, 2016, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926 "2016-01-12T14:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/101 "2016-07-12T07:45:47Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> Then there is the Geico ad with the guy with alligator arms trying to pick up the check but can’t, and everyone else at the table just gives him the stink-eye until someone else reaches over to grab it. What, nobody can push the check closer to him?

Incidentally, at the end of the ad the gator gobbles down a whole Peking Duck in what’s obviously Geico’s shot at the spokesbird for one of its competitors.

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/102 "2016-07-12T14:42:51Z")

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Earlier in the thread someone said they found Norm McDonald as the Colonel in the KFC commercials creepy. The newest ones with George Hamilton (extra crispy indeed!) make me long for the days of Norm McDonald.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/103 "2016-07-12T21:48:26Z")

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> [@dougie\_monty](#):
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> Now THAT would be a sight to see. But it isn’t _steaming,_ you know. 😃

Ok, I misspoke. The turd emoji on my old phone wasn’t steaming, but it did have flies buzzing around. On my new phone it looks like the one in **Skywatcher’s** link, with the face. Which I don’t like as much.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/104 "2016-07-13T02:12:30Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> And I still hate, hate, HATE that dealdash dot com woman who gets so freaking angry that people purchased things on the cheap. Why is she so mad that someone purchased a phone for ten dollars?
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> “How much did they pay for THAT?” she asks, steam snorting out of her nose.  
> “You don’t wanna know,” answers smarmy spokesman, backing away nervously.

She doesn’t really get mad, it’s just exasperation. Anyway, I think she is hot. Haven’t been able to find her name to see if she has done anything else.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/105 "2016-07-13T03:15:08Z")

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> [@mixdenny](#):
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> She doesn’t really get mad, it’s just exasperation. Anyway, I think she is hot. Haven’t been able to find her name to see if she has done anything else.

Which one? This one? [dealdash commercial - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=dealdash+commercial&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=vsin&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi05I-mvO_NAhUE52MKHSAoAZYQ_AUICSgD&biw=1024&bih=672#imgrc=0GLyY0gD1l69XM%3A)

Added: serious question.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/106 "2016-07-13T13:44:33Z")

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I’m talking about [this one.](http://img.adfibs.com/2015/11/Deal-dash-commercial.jpg) And as you can see by her face in the picture, she is clearly angry. And she gets angrier and angrier the more someone besides her buys something cheaply.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/107 "2016-07-13T14:48:05Z")

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I’m having a love/hate relationship with the current Toyota commercial. I love that it has [this actor](http://jimhanna.net/), but I hate the part where the lady is asked to sign the contract and she says, “I can’t. I literally can’t _even_.” I understand the phrase she is using, but the misuse of literally still gets my goat! :mad:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/108 "2016-07-13T15:01:32Z")

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I don’t recall which specific truck this one is for, but it includes a line that includes the words “perfessional” and “percision engineering.” Apparently the voice-over guy can’t pronounce _pro_fessional and _pre_cision. I get aggravated every time I hear it.

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**Author:** ![Rudiger\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rudiger\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rudiger_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/109 "2016-07-13T17:58:15Z")

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Any of the BMO commercials where idiots are amazed that they’re talking to a real person or that someone is helpful/friendly are awful, but the one with the smug little Cranky Sue in the blue sweater is the worst. Quit being such a bitch and finish your transaction. Does anyone really care whether or not customer service people are genuinely nice or just being nice because that’s their job? Jesus.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/110 "2016-07-13T18:39:48Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I’m talking about [this one.](http://img.adfibs.com/2015/11/Deal-dash-commercial.jpg) And as you can see by her face in the picture, she is clearly angry. And she gets angrier and angrier the more someone besides her buys something cheaply.

Well, we clearly see it differently. It is perhaps my favorite commercial. Alas, it seems to have run its course. Heck, I have a couple of screen caps of her on my desktop.

Now, the Bon Jovi “Turn Back Time” commercial, to quote Ebert, “Hated it, hated it, hated it…” I’ve gotten so quick in my reflexes that I often mute it before I hear anything.

Dennis

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/111 "2016-07-13T21:08:58Z")

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> [@mixdenny](#):
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> Well, we clearly see it differently. It is perhaps my favorite commercial. Alas, it seems to have run its course. Heck, I have a couple of screen caps of her on my desktop.
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> Now, the Bon Jovi “Turn Back Time” commercial, to quote Ebert, “Hated it, hated it, hated it…” I’ve gotten so quick in my reflexes that I often mute it before I hear anything.
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> Dennis

Why we really are on opposite sides of the commercial divide. I think Bon Jovi’s Turn Back Time commercials are hilarious. As that great philosopher of the '80s, Alan Thicke, so eloquently put it: It takes diff’rent strokes to rule the world!

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/112 "2016-07-14T05:32:25Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I don’t recall which specific truck this one is for, but it includes a line that includes the words “perfessional” and “percision engineering.” Apparently the voice-over guy can’t pronounce _pro_fessional and _pre_cision. I get aggravated every time I hear it.

I hope you’re being facetious, because “aggravated” is the wrong word here. _“Irritated”_ is the proper word.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/113 "2016-07-14T14:08:26Z")

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The Bon Jovi commercials are losing their edge. In the first one, he performs a retroactive abortion; in the latest one, he’s practically the good fairy.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/114 "2016-07-14T15:26:09Z")

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I wasn’t being facetious - I grew up in a world where \*aggravated \*was a nicer way of saying _pissed off_. Dunno if it was a family thing, a regional thing, or a facetious thing.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Gulch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Miss\_Gulch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gulch)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/115 "2016-07-14T16:40:32Z")

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Any commercial that uses kids for a non-kid-specific product, particularly when the child is set up to appear smarter than any of the adults. Around here, the home improvement companies are particularly bad.

Marygrove Awnings: [Marygrove Awnings $300 off - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPTwayGnaYw)

Hansons Windows: [Hansons Kids Commercial - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4qQA0em4ZY)

Hansons Windows: [https://vimeo.com/20779570](https://vimeo.com/20779570) - This one is particularly annoying starting at the 0:30 mark.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/116 "2016-07-29T01:58:55Z")

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I am very disturbed by Coke’s Ed Gein Airlines commercial. The one where the girl is on a plane, sips a coke and starts singing, “You’re so cute I wanna wear you like a suit. I think you’ll look pretty good on me.”

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/117 "2016-07-29T02:04:47Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I am very disturbed by Coke’s Ed Gein Airlines commercial. The one where the girl is on a plane, sips a coke and starts singing, “You’re so cute I wanna wear you like a suit. I think you’ll look pretty good on me.”

Too late for edit but— There’s also a guy making out with a dog. Not really, but-- kinda.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/118 "2016-07-29T02:08:05Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Too late for edit but— There’s also a guy making out with a dog. Not really, but-- kinda.

I actually kinda like the song. But the video for it is…disturbing.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/119 "2016-07-30T15:00:27Z")

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Geico has a commercial with kids playing “Marco Polo” in a swimming pool with merchant-explorer Marco Polo.

Behind Marco Polo is a… llama? :dubious:

For those who had to work in a cannery and thus never went to elementary school, Marco Polo was known for introducing much of Europe to Central Asia and China via stories of his travels, centuries before the discovery of the New World.

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-most-irritating-commercial-on-tv/742926/120 "2016-07-31T05:29:26Z")

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Dr. Pepper has resumed those ads with the smirking elf who sings falsetto and which causes me to dive recklessly for the mute button on my remote. I really don’t know why falsetto bothers me so much but it does.

I have never drunk Dr Pepper, but I suppose I should buy one so I can then boycott it.

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