# Latest nazi to lose their job: Steve Bannon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 18, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991 "2017-08-18T17:08:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/1 "2017-08-18T17:08:16Z")

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_sings merrily_

If you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
_clap clap_  
If you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
_clap clap_  
[You opened your fucking gob and now you lost your worthless job](http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40980994), if you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
_clap clap_

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/2 "2017-08-18T17:09:51Z")

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Don’t celebrate too soon. Who will take his place?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/3 "2017-08-18T17:12:02Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Don’t celebrate too soon. Who will take his place?

His Lord and Master, Satan.

Satan himself could take a seat in the administration, and still Trump’s base wouldn’t find fault.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/4 "2017-08-18T17:12:37Z")

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Well, he’s “Chief Strategist” for Trump, and word for a while has been that Trump considers himself his own chief strategist.

So potentially, no one.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/5 "2017-08-18T17:17:00Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Don’t celebrate too soon. Who will take his place?

A different or worse Nazi. Hide and watch.

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/6 "2017-08-18T17:18:06Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Don’t celebrate too soon. Who will take his place?

I have it on good authority that there was an eighth [horcrux](http://images.gawker.com/ztr29gygmy3xgp5hcxh3/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.png)…

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/7 "2017-08-18T17:20:07Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Well, he’s “Chief Strategist” for Trump, and word for a while has been that Trump considers himself his own chief strategist.
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> So potentially, no one.

So how long before Trump throws himself out?

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/8 "2017-08-18T17:29:12Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Don’t celebrate too soon. Who will take his place?

Maybe nobody. He was the [White House Chief Strategist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Chief_Strategist), a position that didn’t even exist until Trump created it to hire Bannon.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/9 "2017-08-18T17:47:59Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So how long before Trump throws himself out?

He won’t. It’s always someone else’s fault. However, he may resign because of the huge alt-left-right conspiracy. Maybe we can turn that into a ctl-alt-delete conspiracy to get him out of office.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/10 "2017-08-18T17:53:11Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So how long before Trump throws himself out?

What time is the next DC trash pickup?

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/11 "2017-08-18T17:55:38Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> a ctl-alt-delete conspiracy

Perfect.

And bye! to Bannon.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/12 "2017-08-18T18:50:42Z")

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He may be out in an official capacity but I bet he still has Trump’s cell-phone number and Trump will likely still take his calls.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/13 "2017-08-18T19:19:50Z")

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But given who fired him, maybe he was fired for not being Nazi _enough_?

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/14 "2017-08-18T19:30:23Z")

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> [@Lancia](#):
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> _sings merrily_
> 
> If you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
> _clap clap_  
> If you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
> _clap clap_  
> [You opened your fucking gob and now you lost your worthless job](http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40980994), if you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
> _clap clap_

I’m going to be singing this for the rest of the day.

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**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/15 "2017-08-18T19:34:03Z")

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I did Nazi that coming…

Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/16 "2017-08-18T19:35:14Z")

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> [@Lancia](#):
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> _sings merrily_
> 
> If you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
> _clap clap_  
> If you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
> _clap clap_  
> [You opened your fucking gob and now you lost your worthless job](http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40980994), if you’re a Nazi and you’re fired it’s your fault!  
> _clap clap_

Excellent. But if I remember the melody correctly, “If you opened up your fucking gob and now you lost your job,” would scan better.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/17 "2017-08-18T19:44:22Z")

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Just hold the “you”. It works.

However, “If you’ve opened your fucking gob, and you’ve lost your worthless job” is how I’d have done it.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/18 "2017-08-18T19:47:00Z")

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I believe the correct analysis to this recent development is:

[Oh, it is _on_ like Donkey Kong](http://theweek.com/speedreads/719343/bannon-now-reportedly-ramping-war-against-trump).

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/19 "2017-08-18T19:53:39Z")

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It is entirely possible Bannon could be replaced by Stephen Miller. Miller is a thoroughly evil person.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/20 "2017-08-18T20:00:28Z")

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You think Kelly is any more fond of Miller than of Bannon?

My guess is that sniveling miscreant Miller is going to be the next one out on his ass.

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