# Latest nazi to lose their job: Steve Bannon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 18, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991 "2017-08-18T17:08:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/21 "2017-08-18T20:03:29Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Don’t celebrate too soon. Who will take his place?

Joe Arpaio?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/22 "2017-08-18T20:10:02Z")

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The Bannonites are melting down.  
“That’s just it. He won’t keep his promises w/o people around him fighting for them! Been following the wall funding negotiations? He asked for $1.6B…for a $20-30 BILLION wall…  
Bannon was the only one FIGHTING for the campaign promises Trump won on. Now NO ONE in W.H. to do that……”  
“FCKU Jared Kushner – FCKU Ivanka you BIATCH!  
This administration is dominated by Democrats & Neo-Cons  
Gary Cohn --Liberal NY Democrat  
McMaster --NeoCon General  
Powell --Hillary Clinton ally  
Kelly --another NeoCon General  
Pence --eRINO --MAKE NO MISTAKE Pence got rid of Gen Flynn which got this shitz going.  
But, JARED KUSHNER brought in Cohn & opposed Bannon.  
Him & his FCKG WIFE IVANKA!”  
“I’m so sick to my stomach right now. I weep for America under the RINO Globalist agenda. What a betrayal to all good Patriot”

“Joel B. Pollak ‎  
@joelpollak  
#WAR”

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/23 "2017-08-18T20:20:22Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> The Bannonites are melting down.  
> INDENT]

That makes me so happy. 🙂

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/24 "2017-08-18T20:31:04Z")

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How about it! If Mike Motherfucking Pence isn’t hateful and Republican enough for that guy… What the fuck is he looking for? (Oh, right, Bannon. Nevermind.)

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/25 "2017-08-18T20:44:13Z")

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> [@scr4](#):
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> Excellent. But if I remember the melody correctly, “If you opened up your fucking gob and now you lost your job,” would scan better.

I’d switch it to “If you opened up your gob and you lost your fucking job” for scansion purposes.

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/26 "2017-08-18T20:46:27Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I believe the correct analysis to this recent development is:
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> [Oh, it is _on_ like Donkey Kong](http://theweek.com/speedreads/719343/bannon-now-reportedly-ramping-war-against-trump).

I like this quote:

> [@](#):
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> “No one liked him,” a senior White House official said. “People didn’t know what he did other than stab his colleagues in the back.”

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/27 "2017-08-18T20:48:20Z")

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I think you guys on confusing the diarrhea song with the one in the OP, which is “If you happy and you know it, clap your hands”.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/28 "2017-08-18T20:56:12Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> I like this quote:
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> > [@](#):
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> > Quote:  
> > “No one liked him,” a senior White House official said. “People didn’t know what he did other than stab his colleagues in the back.”

While sucking his own cock.

Quite the contortionist.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/29 "2017-08-18T21:20:31Z")

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> [@JeffB](#):
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> I think you guys on confusing the diarrhea song with the one in the OP, which is “If you happy and you know it, clap your hands”.

_\<splat\> \<splat\>_

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/30 "2017-08-18T21:23:15Z")

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Interesting. Now all the Bannonites’ former heroes in the White House are suddenly liberals, globalists, and neocons.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/31 "2017-08-18T22:15:23Z")

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Of course. Let the 'Fox News accidentally putting a ‘D’ after an ‘R’s name’ begin!

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/32 "2017-08-18T23:22:39Z")

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Not sure what Bannon’s [plan](http://www.weeklystandard.com/bannon-the-trump-presidency-that-we-fought-for-and-won-is-over./article/2009355) here is:

"The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over,” Bannon said Friday, shortly after confirming his departure. “We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency. But that presidency is over. It’ll be something else. And there’ll be all kinds of fights, and there’ll be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over.”

“Now I’m free. I’ve got my hands back on my weapons. Someone said, ‘it’s Bannon the Barbarian.’ I am definitely going to crush the opposition. There’s no doubt. I built a f\*\*\*ing machine at Breitbart. And now I’m about to go back, knowing what I know, and we’re about to rev that machine up. And rev it up we will do.”

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/33 "2017-08-18T23:45:36Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> _\<splat\> \<splat\>_

You are a bad man, and I mean that in a good way.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/34 "2017-08-18T23:49:45Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> **Not sure what Bannon’s [plan](http://www.weeklystandard.com/bannon-the-trump-presidency-that-we-fought-for-and-won-is-over./article/2009355) here is:**
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> "The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over,” Bannon said Friday, shortly after confirming his departure. “We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency. But that presidency is over. It’ll be something else. And there’ll be all kinds of fights, and there’ll be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over.”
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> “Now I’m free. I’ve got my hands back on my weapons. Someone said, ‘it’s Bannon the Barbarian.’ I am definitely going to crush the opposition. There’s no doubt. I built a f\*\*\*ing machine at Breitbart. And now I’m about to go back, knowing what I know, and we’re about to rev that machine up. And rev it up we will do.”

[my bolding]

Easy. “Now I’ve got enough inside and background info to fling shit at them all, including and mostly at Trump.” (manic laughter…)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/35 "2017-08-19T00:44:24Z")

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I find myself in a bit of a quandary. Heretofore, I have been fervently hoping for a fatal heart attack to strike DJT, and my silver lining to the prospect of a Pence presidency was that at least it would entail the departure of Bannon.

My hope for DJT’s fatal heart attack is no less fervent, but now I need a new silver lining.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/36 "2017-08-19T00:55:44Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> “Now I’m free. I’ve got my hands back on my weapons. Someone said, ‘it’s Bannon the Barbarian.’ I am definitely going to crush the opposition. There’s no doubt. I built a f\*\*\*ing machine at Breitbart. And now I’m about to go back, knowing what I know, and we’re about to rev that machine up. And rev it up we will do.”

So, basically, now that Roger Ailes is gone, Bannon will build the next cat puke media empire with Breitbart. Oh joy. ☹

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/37 "2017-08-19T00:57:22Z")

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How about this for a little more good news:

Another WH fascist on the way out -[Gorka next to be fired?](http://forward.com/news/380478/with-bannon-out-of-white-house-is-sebastian-gorka-next/)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/38 "2017-08-19T01:09:42Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> I’d switch it to “If you opened up your gob and you lost your fucking job” for scansion purposes.

Or “if you opened up your gob, and now you lost your fucking job” if you don’t want to draw out the “gob”.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Crap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.crap/32/3131_2.png) [@Dr.Crap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Crap)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/39 "2017-08-19T01:22:42Z")

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Imagine how much angrier he’d be if he didn’t suck his own cock.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latest-nazi-to-lose-their-job-steve-bannon/793991/40 "2017-08-19T02:02:07Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I find myself in a bit of a quandary. Heretofore, I have been fervently hoping for a fatal heart attack to strike DJT, and my silver lining to the prospect of a Pence presidency was that at least it would entail the departure of Bannon.
> 
> My hope for DJT’s fatal heart attack is no less fervent, but now I need a new silver lining.

No. Not for me. Trump needs to be taken out by the constitution. Otherwise his supporters will bleat on about how wonderful he was and how sad it was that his time was cut short. “He worked so hard for us it killed him”.

Of course they will still say that, but he needs to be taken out by legal means.

Already people are leaving his Trump badge. I would love to see them leave in droves and not a single reservation made at his venues for the rest of his days.

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