# Latin speakers: Pointless question. Please help.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latin-speakers-pointless-question-please-help/111497
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [May 30, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latin-speakers-pointless-question-please-help/111497 "2002-05-30T04:21:10Z")
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### Author: ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latin-speakers-pointless-question-please-help/111497/1 "2002-05-30T04:21:10Z")

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I’m trying to compose a new signature, and I don’t know what to do with it. I want a parody of “cogito ergo sum”:  
I don’t think much, therefore I might not be.

But I want it in elegant, correct Latin.

The best I can come up with, never having studied Latin, is this:  
Non multum cogito ergo non sum potestas est

I know it probably looks like a 1 year old child speaking latin, but I don’t know word order, noun and verb forms, basic vocabulary…Let’s face it: I have no clue at all. I’ve been searching the internet and tacking phrases together. I’m lost.

Is anybody willing to help? Please?

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### Author: ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latin-speakers-pointless-question-please-help/111497/2 "2002-05-30T04:58:38Z")

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That’s pretty close, but _potestas_ is a noun that can be translated might (=power). You want the verb “might,” but probably the subjunctive verb _sim_ (“I may be”) would suit better.

**Non multum cogito ergo non sim**

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### Author: ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/latin-speakers-pointless-question-please-help/111497/3 "2002-05-30T05:01:17Z")

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Thanks. You kick ass. 😃
