Laundry Atrocity?

The amounts quoted by the manufacturer are usually excessive.

And washing machines do not get all the soap or detergent out.

BTW, tests have shown that alternatives such as washing nuts, or whatever they are called, seem to be ineffective.

Generally only natural fibers are dyed in a way that will run. In synthetics the colors are fixed. Except for pantyhose (I don’t wear them, but my wife does).

In general, cheap cotton T-shirts seem to be the worst offenders.

So, you couldn’t simply stop the cycle (front loaders) or lift the lid (top loaders) to pause the wash and go out and quickly purchase some laundry detergent? Unless you live in a remote rural area where an hour’s round trip would be required to do so, I find it disturbing that you would opt for a “soapless wash” instead. :eek:

See what she thinks about the no-wash jeans technique–it might be related to the no-detergent shirts.

Only wash jeans when they are stained or have a funky odor. The key is rotation. If you rotate through a few pairs of jeans, you can keep going for months without washing any of them.

I have several pairs and I put them in the wash at most once a season.

You say that as if it were a bad thing. And I believe kayaker does live in a remote rural area where it would be a pain in the ass to just run out for a box of detergent.

And as others pointed out, detergent leaves a residue in your clothes so that several washings without detergent are possible.

Yeah, an hour round-trip if you include 10 minutes in the store. It had been “one of those days” and I didn’t feel like going out.

I do this! I also wash my bath towels “every so often”, yet I know people who wash their towels every time they get wet.

]My ol’Granny had a bar of Fels Naptha and small grater. Whe rubbed the bar on very dirty spots and put the laundy in the machine, grated a few shakes off the bar and ran the load. She would not have understood Tide pods.

Our bodies get exposed to enough surfactants as it is. We really need less laundry soap, hand soap, and toothpaste. It’s okay in my view to coast a few times with water only cleaning and rely on the fact that residual soap is still present.

And yet your grandmother didn’t insist on rubbing the clothes on a washboard and using a manual wringer to remove most of the water. It sounds like she adapted to life with an automatic washing machine. I expect she would have adapted to modern laundry detergents as well.

The Lovely and Talented Mrs.** Shodan** does most of the laundry, mostly because of her strong objections to my Darwinian approach to washing clothes. I do separate whites and darks, but that is as far as I go - dump the clothes in, dump in some detergent, turn the dial to hot/cold, hit Start, and let the weakest go to the wall. I have pointed out that my clothes last longer than hers do, but it doesn’t help. I have garments that date back to the Reagan administration, but she insists I am doing it wrong.

AKA “well broken in”.

And don’t bother with that “wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a car”. If I am hit by a car, the undies will likely be ruined anyway from blood, or from being cut off in the emergency room. Save them for a special occasion.

Never had the nerve to try machine washing “Dry Clean Only” suits. TLaTMS has a dry cleaning kit, along with sponging and brushing that works well with my suit coats, and is a lot cheaper than the dry cleaners. A quick ironing - good as new.

I made Barbie clothes out of some of her sweaters early in our relationship, so now I don’t have to do laundry unless she is out of town, or I am out of clothes.

Regards,
Shodan

Water does most of the cleaning. Soap is just a surfactant with odorizers included so that it smells clean. The surfactant helps lift more of the dirt so that the water can wash it away.

Your detergentless wash still cleaned most of any dirt that you may have had on your clothes.

Soapless wash is at least eighty percent of the way there, but you might as well put some detergent in to make it cleaner

The key is not to use anywhere near as much detergent as the detergent manufacturer suggests. A quarter of that, tops. Anything more than that is a waste of money and unnecessarily damaging to the environment. Stains that cannot be removed through regular washing should be directly treated.

I promised my beloved Mum that I would keep my garden tidy, my house clean and wear laundered clothes. :slight_smile:

I didn’t say I would do all these things personally. :wink:

So I employ a gardener and a cleaning lady :eek: (who also does my laundry* :cool:.)

*when she goes on holiday, I use a local laundry that collects and delivers.

Quick story - the conversion of American farms from horses to tractors also changed the way laundry was done. In the horse days stains were dirt and manure. Not too hard to wash out. But then came tractors with lots of grease and oil that defy water and scrubbing and required some strong detergents that could remove them. If you look at patents in the US in the early 1900’s you would be surprised how many were related to washing clothes.

Nowadays when I’ve got alot of oil and grease on my clothes after work I walk into the laundry and everything goes in at once. With detergent.

Whether you hit the truck or not, your underwear will not be clean. First you say it, then you do it.

She bitched enough about that “fancy piece of crap” that Daddy threatened to remove it and buy her a new wash board. She told him not to, she still had one. It’s hanging in my laundry room right now. She was a master at turning crap around on you.

Hey!

Hmm, I may have missed it, but am I the only one who throws in shampoo or dish soap if there’s no detergent? Soap is soap. All it does is melt grease and make stuff smell better. Heck, for that matter, I’ve been broke and desperate enough to use dish soap as shampoo!
Come to think of it, and vice versa.
I wouldn’t be too worried about doing a water wash on my after work clothes. Work clothes need soap, or possibly burning!

I put dish soap in a washing machine once, just once. I have to say my laundry room floor was sparkling clean when I got done mopping!