# Laurence Fishburne daughter in porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 2, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946 "2010-08-02T23:13:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/21 "2010-08-04T04:45:45Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Money is clearly not an issue. The children of wealthy parents are not de facto wealthy. The parents might simply not give their kids money, preferring them to make their own way in life. The kid might be a screw up, and either blow all money immediately or have made the parents decide to not give their child money. I also don’t know that Laurence Fishburne is particularly wealthy. A-list actors may make 10s of millions per movie. But the payout for actors drops off very quickly as you go down the hierarchy compared with other careers. LF is not an A-list actor. And, of course, some people are quite adept at blowing all money that comes in immediately, let alone having enough spare to give to their children. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/22 "2010-08-04T04:52:41Z")
Well, I guess he may not be box office magic, but he is a steady working actor with an impressive resume, so I will go on a limb and say he could keep his daughter better paid than porn checks. I mean, she’s no _super_ porn star, right? She’s not likely to make tons of dough. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/23 "2010-08-04T04:57:44Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Her name is [Montana Fishburne, and I guess she has decided to do porn](http://www.dlisted.com/node/38238) Zoom in! Enhance! CSI humour… ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/24 "2010-08-04T06:08:54Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > So, I’m going to guess that she just, for some reason not known to us, really, really wants to hurt her dad. I believe Chris Rock [said it best](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tojBadSr2zI) (Language NSFW - hey, it’s Chris Rock!) ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/25 "2010-08-04T09:57:29Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Well, I guess he may not be box office magic, but he is a steady working actor with an impressive resume, so I will go on a limb and say he could keep his daughter better paid than porn checks. That’s speculation and even then only addresses one out of four possible scenarios. I’d agree that it’s unlikely that he didn’t make enough of of Matrix 2 to live decently for the rest of his life. But, that still leaves three scenarios where your view of things doesn’t follow through. ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/26 "2010-08-04T10:49:41Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I’ve decided that there is no way she is doing this for any reason other than to fuck with her dad. So he’ll be in the movie too ? _selects his place in Hell_ ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/27 "2010-08-04T11:01:33Z")
Are there actually any videos of her yet? I love a good celebrity fap. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/28 "2010-08-04T12:32:30Z")
> [@Khaki\_Campbell](#): > > > [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > > > I’ve decided that there is no way she is doing this for any reason other than to fuck with her dad. > > So he’ll be in the movie too ? > > _selects his place in Hell_ And the title? The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/29 "2010-08-04T12:47:16Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > I also don’t know that Laurence Fishburne is particularly wealthy. A-list actors may make 10s of millions per movie. But the payout for actors drops off very quickly as you go down the hierarchy compared with other careers. LF is not an A-list actor. And, of course, some people are quite adept at blowing all money that comes in immediately, let alone having enough spare to give to their children. Laurence Fishburne is the star of one of the most popular shows on television. He probably makes more per episode than most of us make in a year. He’s likely exceedingly wealthy. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/30 "2010-08-04T13:16:36Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > That’s speculation Well, I hafta go ahead and agree with that, since I’m on the internet discussing celebrity rumors on a messageboard. When I take this issue to a court of law or something, I’ll be sure to come with hard evidence. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/31 "2010-08-04T13:37:45Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Though they’re missing a great cash-in if they don’t star her in _The 'Natrix_ and _What’s Love Got to Do With F_ck?\*. CSI: Montana Event Whoreizon Boyz n the Hood (why change a perfectly acceptable title?) Fucking Bobby Fisher Pee-Wee…No. I can’t ruin this perfectly good kids’ show with porn. Not again. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/32 "2010-08-04T13:41:33Z")
Jerry Van Dyke (_Coach_) daughter Kelly did porn. One film was _The Coach’s Daughter_. A big F. U. to her dad. iafd (adult database) lists several anal films. > **[Jerry Van Dyke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Van_Dyke)** > > Jerry McCord Van Dyke (July 27, 1931 – January 5, 2018) was an American actor and comedian. He was the younger brother of Dick Van Dyke. > Van Dyke had a long and successful career mostly as a character actor in supporting and guest roles on popular television series. He made his television acting debut on The Dick Van Dyke Show with several guest appearances as Rob Petrie's brother, Stacey. From 1989 to 1997, he played Luther Van Dam on the popular series Coach. > Jerry McCord Van Dyke was born... > [@](#): > > His daughter Kelly Jean Van Dyke, who worked in the adult film industry under the name Nancee Kelly, committed suicide in 1991, after an emotional phone call with her husband Jack Nance. Kelly hanged herself while Jerry was still working on _Coach_. > **[Actor Jerry Van Dyke's Daughter Found Hanged](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1991-11-19-me-381-story.html)** > > The daughter of television actor Jerry Van Dyke, apparently upset over marital problems, killed herself in her North Hollywood apartment, Los Angeles police said Monday. ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/33 "2010-08-04T13:50:50Z")
On the subject of celebrity relatives doing “dirty” things to piss off their fathers/mothers/siblings - who could forget the La Toya Jackson Playboy spread? I remember a hilarious Rolling Stone interview with Madonna where they gave her the La Toya issue - which she hadn’t seen yet - and her reaction was something like “WOAH! I bet the Jackson family are freaking out!” It was funny to see Madonna turn into one of us celebrity speculators for just a second. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/34 "2010-08-04T14:45:48Z")
After watching her interview, I have another possible explanation: she’s dumb as a fucking boot. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/35 "2010-08-04T14:51:11Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > I also don’t know that Laurence Fishburne is particularly wealthy. A-list actors may make 10s of millions per movie. But the payout for actors drops off very quickly as you go down the hierarchy compared with other careers. LF is not an A-list actor. And, of course, some people are quite adept at blowing all money that comes in immediately, let alone having enough spare to give to their children. Fishburne is getting $350,000 per episode of CSI. He’s contracted for 40 episodes, so that’s $14 million. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/36 "2010-08-04T15:08:31Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > > [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > > > That’s speculation > > Well, I hafta go ahead and agree with that, since I’m on the internet discussing celebrity rumors on a messageboard. When I take this issue to a court of law or something, I’ll be sure to come with hard evidence. Had a good laugh at the spot-on sarcasm. and then on second read I got another chuckle from this phrase, apropos to the matter at hand: “I’ll be sure to come with hard evidence” ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/37 "2010-08-04T15:15:15Z")
Neither “Fish” nor “burne” are particularly appealing words to associate with female genitalia. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/38 "2010-08-04T15:15:37Z")
That’s what he gets for naming his daughter Montana. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/39 "2010-08-04T18:44:55Z")
At least now I’ll have something to watch after I take the blue pill. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laurence-fishburne-daughter-in-porn/548946/40 "2010-08-04T18:50:14Z")
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