# lawoot, dragging himself by his bleeding fingernails, finally hits 1000

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lawoot-dragging-himself-by-his-bleeding-fingernails-finally-hits-1000/114971>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 19, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lawoot-dragging-himself-by-his-bleeding-fingernails-finally-hits-1000/114971 "2002-06-19T23:30:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lawoot-dragging-himself-by-his-bleeding-fingernails-finally-hits-1000/114971/1 "2002-06-19T23:30:13Z")

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And it only took 22 months (about 45 posts a month).

Such blazing speed! I don’t think my heart can take it!

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lawoot-dragging-himself-by-his-bleeding-fingernails-finally-hits-1000/114971/2 "2002-06-20T01:37:27Z")

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Well, you know what I say…  
slow and steady wins the race.

…or-wait-maybe that was-  
Moe and Eddie are at your place.  
Yeah, that’s what they say!  
Or was it…  
Low and ready and in your face…  
well, anyway,

Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lawoot-dragging-himself-by-his-bleeding-fingernails-finally-hits-1000/114971/3 "2002-06-20T01:47:38Z")

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Hey congratulations. Reckon I should reach 1000 posts by the time your hitting 2000. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lawoot-dragging-himself-by-his-bleeding-fingernails-finally-hits-1000/114971/4 "2002-06-20T03:07:50Z")

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I hope you were wearing your seat belt while you were speeding back there. We don’t want you careening out of control and roilling down an embankment into Great Debates or something.

Congrats!

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lawoot-dragging-himself-by-his-bleeding-fingernails-finally-hits-1000/114971/5 "2002-06-20T18:40:45Z")

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I’m only posting cause I’m kinda close. I think I’ve been a member about 3 years?

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lawoot-dragging-himself-by-his-bleeding-fingernails-finally-hits-1000/114971/6 "2002-06-21T01:46:46Z")

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Hi, I already passed 1000.

Bye!

😃