# Laying and egg

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laying-and-egg/623847>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 2, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laying-and-egg/623847 "2012-06-02T05:34:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laying-and-egg/623847/1 "2012-06-02T05:34:00Z")

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Each day, some signal tells my hens to lay eggs. Only they can hear it. But when it goes off, they all rush to the SAME nest, line up, and make a huge racket waiting for their turn to lay their egg for the day. Nothing is more important or more urgent in those five minutes.

Now I know why:

> **[LOOK: There's An Egg Inside An Egg](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/supersized-egg-cookie-smith-egg-inside-super-mutant-texas_n_1562733)**
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> LOOK: There's An Egg Inside An Egg

Apparently, they all fear that if they don’t get that sucker laid, the next day will be a double sized, double egg day.

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> Although the “super egg” was the same shape and color that Smith is used to seeing from her hens – which she describes as “just scrawny little things” – this egg-tremely large egg was an inch longer than normal and weighed slightly more than five ounces, three times more than the normal eggs.

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laying-and-egg/623847/2 "2012-06-02T15:49:38Z")

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It’s very cool that you have them trained to lay in the same nest. Easy to collect all the eggs!

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**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laying-and-egg/623847/3 "2012-06-02T20:55:29Z")

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Ow, my cloaca!

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laying-and-egg/623847/4 "2012-06-03T00:38:42Z")

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> [@Surly\_Chick](#):
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> It’s very cool that you have them trained to lay in the same nest. Easy to collect all the eggs!

They’re probably not even trained, actually. Hens just have a natural attraction to any spot that another hen has deemed a good place to lay eggs and will preferentially lay there. That’s what “nest eggs” are for–you leave a couple eggs (or something that looks somewhat like an egg) in the nest so the hens will lay there instead of seeking out new and potentially inaccessible places.

Of course, our hens aren’t nearly so lady-like as the OP’s and scorn this waiting in line stuff. If multiple birds need to lay at the same time, they just pile up in the nest on top of each other. It’s a pretty funny thing to watch.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/laying-and-egg/623847/5 "2012-06-03T00:59:02Z")

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My mom’s chickens fairly routinely lay eggs as big as four ounces, but she’s never had a Matryoshka egg from them. I don’t think she even gets double-yolkers.
