# Lays, you ain't fooling no one.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lays-you-aint-fooling-no-one/203430>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 24, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lays-you-aint-fooling-no-one/203430 "2003-09-24T00:43:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lays-you-aint-fooling-no-one/203430/81 "2003-10-01T22:29:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> \*\*Well, the lining makes is one of the most effective insulators from the aliens’ mind rays! 😉 \*\*

Given the shape, I think it’s far more useful to keep the alien rays out of one’s dong.

I said “dong” to Poly. _–checks another item off life’s to-do list–_

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