# LAZombie: A pitting.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [March 20, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902 "2020-03-20T16:21:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/1 "2020-03-20T16:21:25Z")
Imagine my surprise. There has been to date no pit thread dedicated to our resident conspiracy loon, Trump apologist, and all around twat - **LAZombie**.
I realize, this pitting is a short walk from [this latest gem](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22200196&postcount=39) by a man with his head so permanently up his own ass that his digestive tract is fully recursive. Still I felt he deserved the attention he so clearly craves.
Verily I say unto thee, **LAZ** :
_Lo this, we have searched it, so it is; hear it, and know thou it for thy good._
- Job 5:27 KJV
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/2 "2020-03-20T16:25:54Z")
Don’t forget George Zimmerman apologist.
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/3 "2020-03-20T16:26:28Z")
He’s a troll who contributes nothing of value to the board. I try not to engage with him.
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### Author:  [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/4 "2020-03-20T16:32:10Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> He’s a troll who contributes nothing of value to the board. I try not to engage with him.
I’m in a Hitchens state of mind: “Up with this I will not put!”
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### Author:  [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/5 "2020-03-20T17:09:17Z")
Honestly, as much as this is deserved, I don’t really have any fucks left to give this guy. His post is just so damn trite. It’s a hoax, it’s the flu, it’s HIV, which was also a hoax, blah blah blah.
Deep down somewhere I have the hate and vitriol to earn myself a warning, even here in the Pit, but it just ain’t worth it. I’m not even going to ignore list him.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/6 "2020-03-20T17:10:01Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I realize, this pitting is a short walk from [this latest gem](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22200196&postcount=39) by a man with his head so permanently up his own ass that his digestive tract is fully recursive.
Wow. I mean, I already knew he wasn’t _smart_, but I’d wildly underestimated the depth, breadth and intensity of his stupidity.
Mark my words, it will never happen again.
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### Author:  [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/7 "2020-03-20T17:12:01Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I’m in a Hitchens state of mind: “Up with this I will not put!”
He posts actual Russian propaganda as cites in debates. I asked him why he’s doing that and does he thing Americans should be spreading Russian propaganda here. He didn’t respond, so I don’t engage with him anymore.
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### Author:  [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/8 "2020-03-20T17:53:34Z")
> [@RitterSport](#):
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> He posts actual Russian propaganda as cites in debates. I asked him why he’s doing that and does he thing Americans should be spreading Russian propaganda here. He didn’t respond, so I don’t engage with him anymore.
Every now and then he crawls from under his rock to vent his noxious ignorance. Not so long ago, the squalid little shit was the most recent in a long line of 9/11 Truthers JAQing off in GD.
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### Author:  [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/9 "2020-03-20T17:57:37Z")
LOL! He does’t personally KNOW anyone who got AIDS, so it’s fake.
I don’t know a single person that was shot with a gun, therefore, gun violence is fake. :rolleyes:😕
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/10 "2020-03-20T18:14:27Z")
Here is LA-Z’s latest truther effort:
[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=881870](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=881870)
He didn’t start the thread but joined it to JAQ off.
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/11 "2020-03-20T18:16:35Z")
I have a strict rule about not engaging with zombies, no matter which city they’re from.
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### Author:  [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/12 "2020-03-20T21:56:44Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> Honestly, as much as this is deserved, I don’t really have any fucks left to give this guy. His post is just so damn trite. It’s a hoax, it’s the flu, it’s HIV, which was also a hoax, blah blah blah.
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> Deep down somewhere I have the hate and vitriol to earn myself a warning, even here in the Pit, but it just ain’t worth it. I’m not even going to ignore list him.
He got plonked a long time ago. If people would stop quoting him, I could forget this 3-day-old pile of diarrhea left lying out in the open in 100°F weather even existed.
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### Author:  [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/13 "2020-03-20T22:41:03Z")
Well, honesty in advertising. It’s right there in his username how much brain he has.
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### Author:  [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/14 "2020-03-21T00:00:30Z")
> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Here is LA-Z’s latest truther effort:
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=881870](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=881870)
> He didn’t start the thread but joined it to JAQ off.
His latest effort is a thread from last year?
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### Author:  [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2020, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/15 "2020-03-21T00:23:40Z")
> [@Slash1972](#):
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> His latest effort is a thread from last year?
Latest truther effort.
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### Author:  [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/16 "2020-03-21T00:34:13Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Latest truther effort.
Well, thank God I was notified of crazy posts from 6 months ago. :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/17 "2020-03-21T01:19:00Z")
> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Well, thank God I was notified of crazy posts from 6 months ago. :rolleyes:
IIUC that was just posted as a way to show that the Zombie from LaLaLand is a perfect example of a crank magnet. One cranky idea is never enough for guys like it. Bet they can’t eat just one!
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### Author:  [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/18 "2020-03-21T01:37:36Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> IIUC that was just posted as a way to show that the Zombie from LaLaLand is a perfect example of a crank magnet. One cranky idea is never enough for guys like it. Bet they can’t eat just one!
That’s cool. However using “Here’s an example” instead of “latest” probably would have been better.
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### Author:  [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/19 "2020-03-21T01:49:56Z")
> [@Slash1972](#):
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> That’s cool. However using “Here’s an example” instead of “latest” probably would have been better.
How about you try reading for context. And maybe don’t post drunk, jackass.
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### Author:  [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2020, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazombie-a-pitting/849902/20 "2020-03-21T02:03:00Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> How about you try reading for context. And maybe don’t post drunk, jackass.
I wouldn’t post half as much then. Thanks though!
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