# Lazy wet MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 6, 2012, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603 "2012-08-06T11:06:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/181 "2012-08-10T19:25:41Z")

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Howdy Y’all! I did leave the irkplace early, come home and finish up some stuff I could do from da cave. It’s all done and I’s officially startin’ the weekend. YAAAAAAY!!!

**Wetone** I agree. Mustard in **N.O.T.** sallit is an abomination. This is comin’ from someone who really, really, really, really likes mustard.

So, **MOOOOOOM** when you go to work with FCD, will you spend your break and **N.O.L.** times makin’ googoo eyes at 'im? 😛

Pizza for dindin but I already mentioned that. It’s been ordered and a pick up time scheduled. This here online orderin’ is just shear jenyouse!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/182 "2012-08-10T19:56:34Z")

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**swampy** , we won’t be so much making googoo eyes as having wild monkey sex on the conference room table… or we would if they had a conference room. 😛

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/183 "2012-08-10T20:00:55Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Wetone** I agree. Mustard in **N.O.T.** sallit is an abomination. This is comin’ from someone who really, really, really, really likes mustard.

So did that guy in _Swing Blade._

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/184 "2012-08-10T20:19:32Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> \*\*ShinyCat \*\*- Mr. Clean Magic Eraser - it’s a mildly abrasive sponge that will wear away as you use it, but it’s a pretty amazing cleaning product! We used 'em to scrub our boat hull.

+1 for this. I even saw Walmart has a generic version, maybe 2.50 for a box of two :eek: I got them, they work great! I did not try them on water deposits but I am thinking it would do a lot better than anything else.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/185 "2012-08-10T20:28:20Z")

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OH Dear DOG its HAWT

That is all

**JIM**

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/186 "2012-08-10T20:33:45Z")

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Blurf

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/187 "2012-08-10T20:47:38Z")

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Bears know how to [partay](http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/family-four-bears-breaks-cabin-drink-100-beers-181034427.html)!😃

We et an early dindin of pizza. 'Twas good!

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/188 "2012-08-10T20:49:55Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> So did that guy in _Swing Blade._
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> :dubious:

Swing Blade? What kind of porno is THAT? :eek:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/189 "2012-08-10T20:59:18Z")

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> [@Taomist](#):
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> Swing Blade? What kind of porno is THAT? :eek:

Rather violent at times. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/190 "2012-08-10T21:43:16Z")

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> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> OH Dear DOG its HAWT
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> That is all
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> **JIM**

I thought that said “ **dog** is hot” Thanks for noticing. 😃

Did Denny’s for breakfast, Isladora Fish Co. for lunch(sashimi plate), now it’s dinner and cocktails and dinner at the hotel for the Booster Club dinner. And some tequila for dessert.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/191 "2012-08-10T21:54:34Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I thought that said “ **dog** is hot” Thanks for noticing. 😃 \<snip\>

**Doggio** anytime 😃

So hot my brain is fried, we will be playing “Cards Against Humanity”, an Adult version of “Apples to Apples” tonight with Beerverages and the like

**JIM**

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/192 "2012-08-10T21:59:57Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> \*\*flytrap \*\*- my degree is in Aeronautical and Astronautical Engineering,

I meant to ask, is it Bernoulli, or magic?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/193 "2012-08-10T22:04:45Z")

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It’s all magic. We fill boards with calculations and Greek symbols so people get glassy-eyed and bored and confused. In reality, it’s all chicken bones and eye of newt! 😃

PapaJohn made supper. Knitting shall soon commence. Thus endeth another day!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/194 "2012-08-10T22:16:48Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> It’s all magic. We fill boards with calculations and Greek symbols so people get glassy-eyed and bored and confused. In reality, it’s all chicken bones and eye of newt! 😃

Ah, just like IT.

I ran out of Magic Fairy Dust. Today sucked.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/195 "2012-08-10T22:30:15Z")

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I am not doing very well. Studying for and taking that test really freaked me out like it was happening all over again. I feel like depression is pulling me down and trying to seal me in its tomb. And I hate this feeling and it terrifies me.

I don’t know what to do so I called my dad and he is coming to get me.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/196 "2012-08-10T22:35:39Z")

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**{{{StickyBuns}}}** hang in there! FWIW we love you.

So, I’m readin’ stuff about the Olympics and also perusin’ the news. One news article was about a man rescued from shark infested waters. I flashbacked to last week’s MMP and thought, “water polo in shark infested waters!” 😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/197 "2012-08-10T22:44:26Z")

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TGIFirday!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/198 "2012-08-10T23:05:48Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> I don’t know what to do so I called my dad and he is coming to get me.

That’s good. 🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/199 "2012-08-10T23:23:48Z")

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I have no idea how what to call Jewish Deheathenization, perhaps “the Sabbath Approaches”

🙂

I know, Anyrose, it isn’t dark, but Mrs. Plant v.3.0 must go to bed early to get up at an UnG-dly hour.

☹

Shabbot Shalom, Y’all!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2012, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lazy-wet-mmp/630603/200 "2012-08-11T01:13:34Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I have no idea how what to call Jewish Deheathenization, perhaps “the Sabbath Approaches”
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> 🙂
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> I know, Anyrose, it isn’t dark, but Mrs. Plant v.3.0 must go to bed early to get up at an UnG-dly hour.
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> ☹
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> Shabbot Shalom, Y’all!

's’ok, **flytrap** , by the time I read that it was dark.  
Actually, maybe it’s called Getting Your Shabbaton\* 😉 😃

- for those not familiar with the term, a Shabbaton, as I know it anyway, is an intense Sabbath Service lasting at least 24 hours. Usually it’s [del]inflicted upon[/del] for high school kids; there’s prayers and parables, movies and snacks, sing-a-longs and trying not to sleep.

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