# LBBB and oral sex

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 2, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676 "2000-01-02T05:22:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/1 "2000-01-02T05:22:00Z")

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This post removed for general ugliness.

Please don’t do this kind of thing again, even in the Pit.

your humble TubaDiva  
Adminstrator  
The Straight Dope  
[Note: This message has been edited by TubaDiva]

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/2 "2000-01-02T05:45:00Z")

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Rimshot! 🙂

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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

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**Author:** ![navx2man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/838e76/32.png) [@navx2man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/navx2man)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/3 "2000-01-02T06:48:00Z")

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dlv: That is pretty rude. You should apologize.

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There is only ONE WAY! (John 14:6)

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/4 "2000-01-02T06:54:00Z")

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Welcome to the Pit.

-David

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/5 "2000-01-02T06:58:00Z")

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**navx2man** , this is the Pit. It was originally set up to allow people who had gotten personally angry in other Fora to come here to vent their spleens. Since the board rules against “being a jerk” are somewhat relaxed, here, it has become a place where people come to hurl insults, generally.

Requesting an apology, here, is generally a waste of time.

Insisting on an apology, here, is an invitation to be excoriated.

If you are going to be offended by material on this Forum, I suggest that you not visit the Pit. Most of the material, here, is offensive–and deliberately so.

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Tom~

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**Author:** ![navx2man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/838e76/32.png) [@navx2man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/navx2man)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/6 "2000-01-02T07:03:00Z")

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**Tom** I am offended only due to the fact that people actually talk like this. I know it happens, and that is sad. Maybe I am going to dig myself a little grave with what I say, but this Pit is pretty immoral. Aren’t we all instructed to live in peace? I’m not just talking about my “religion.” Every religion in the world “preaches” peace and harmony with others. Can this not be done? Is it that difficult to apologize and forgive and forget? What happens when the quarrels in the world are forgotten? A great thing. People start becoming people, and not self-indulgent animals craving for things they cannot have, and having things they do not crave.

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There is only ONE WAY! (John 14:6)

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**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/7 "2000-01-02T07:10:00Z")

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Yes, this is the pit and such ugly comments are allowed. But that doesn’t mean they are all deserved. Victoria-Rose isn’t my cup of tea, but she hasn’t been hateful.

dlv’s remark was viciousness for the sake of viciousness – much like me pointing out that dlv sounds like a frustrated virgin whose only sexual experiences involve household pets. That wouldn’t be nice, would it?

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/8 "2000-01-02T07:30:00Z")

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NavX2…hey you Blankety Blanker! Just how in the Blank do you Blankin’ think we keep the rest of the Blanked board so Blank semi-civil?

By designating this section as a war zone is how. This is a good place to vent, so that the heat generated in a debate has someplace non-destructive to go. Afterward, we can discuss things intelligently, without affecting the other posters who don’t care to watch a lot of fighting.

Keep that in mind when you visit the Pit, ya Blankin’ Blanker. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

😛  
David

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**Author:** ![navx2man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/838e76/32.png) [@navx2man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/navx2man)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/9 "2000-01-02T08:24:00Z")

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**SoulFrost** That was quite …um …interesting. Thank you. 🙂

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There is only ONE WAY! (John 14:6)

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/10 "2000-01-02T14:40:00Z")

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Any other changes you’d like to see here?  
Perhaps do away with MPSIMS?  
Delete rude posts?  
Perhhaps ban rude posters?

Make a list.

Assholes.

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**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/11 "2000-01-02T17:26:00Z")

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Lets not be so hard on (heh, heh) Victoria Rose. Even in fundie churches there is a pecking (heh, heh) order. Certainly if she is a hottie she can have her peck of…I mean pick of saved souls to choose from. Hey, if religious leaders like David Koresh or Brigham young can have the cream of the crop in their church, certainly Vicci can be choosy.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/12 "2000-01-02T17:33:00Z")

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**navx2man** , you are certainly welcome to be offended. (I’m certainly offended by the hatred and ugliness spewed by “Mbagnall” and “Carma Lardent” on LBMB.) But you do understand that if you walked into a biker bar and loudly demanded to know whose sissy Harley was outside, you might have a bit of trouble having a quiet beer.

Whatever your opinions of this place, what you have seen is the reality of this place. I generally drop in simply to see if anyone has been witty lateley (it happens), but I generally don’t come into the “rude room” and announce to everyone that they are being rude.

Feel free to follow whatever course you wish, but understand ahead of time what reactions you are going to provoke. If you find this too ugly, you might want to stay in _Great Debates_. The heat and anger over there is generally focused on the issues without the ranting for ranting’s sake that we have here.

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Tom~

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/13 "2000-01-02T20:26:00Z")

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Amen! Amen!

Rejoice! Cecil tolerates you!  
pssht…fundie wingnuts.

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If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/14 "2000-01-02T23:46:00Z")

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Okay folks, this is too much, even for the Pit.

I’m going to edit the first topic in this thread – I’m leaving the rest of it.

It’s okay to disagree with someone or something – it’s even okay to dislike someone or what they stand for. But this kind of unwarranted abuse and ugliness is NOT acceptable behavior anywhere, not even in the Pit.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator  
The Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![navx2man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/838e76/32.png) [@navx2man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/navx2man)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/15 "2000-01-03T02:23:00Z")

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**TubaDiva** You’re doing great work!

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There is only ONE WAY! (John 14:6)

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**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/16 "2000-01-03T02:50:00Z")

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So, can someone please summarize the OP in acceptable language?

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**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/17 "2000-01-03T03:12:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> So, can someone please summarize the OP in acceptable language?

Was Bill Clinton right in asserting that oral sex doesn’t count?

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**Author:** ![nebuli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/0ea827/32.png) [@nebuli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nebuli)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/18 "2000-01-03T03:40:00Z")

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To be more specific, one of the LBMBers admitted she had been mo

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**Author:** ![nebuli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/0ea827/32.png) [@nebuli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nebuli)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/19 "2000-01-03T03:44:00Z")

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Damn- I meant to delete that, not post it. Sorry, I was a little steamed, and started to make an implied accusation without checking out the facts?

dlv- did you post your little fantasy knowing that the subject had said she had been molested?

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**Author:** ![PUNdit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@PUNdit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PUNdit)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/20 "2000-01-03T04:03:00Z")

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Tuba, I have told you many times how much I hate censorship, so it pains me to say, Thanks, ya done good with this one Jenny.

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