# LBBB and oral sex **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 2, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676 "2000-01-02T05:22:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/21 "2000-01-03T04:06:00Z")
Not according to the President. ---
**Author:** ![occ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@occ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/occ)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/22 "2000-01-04T06:37:00Z")
Dammit. Why remove the original post and leave the topic up here? If you’re going to censor it so us, the stupid masses, can’t view it, then why not remove the entire message instead of picquing our curiosity and then stripping the original post? Fuckin’ a. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/23 "2000-01-04T01:32:00Z")
{{Maybe I am going to dig myself a little grave with what I say, but this Pit is pretty immoral. Aren’t we all instructed to live in peace? I’m not just talking about my “religion.” Every religion in the world “preaches” peace and harmony with others. Can this not be done? }} ## Some of us ain’t religious, and rather resent people who expect us to abide by a religion’s teachings. That said, I was out of town and could not get reliable Internet access, or else I probably would have done the same thing TubaDiva did. Lynn the Packrat ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/24 "2000-01-04T03:09:00Z")
What’s the big deal, she’s technically still a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![Jois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea666f/32.png) [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/25 "2000-01-04T16:47:00Z")
Somewhere you said, DLV, that you have children (home schooling ideas?) and that ususally turns most of us around. All of a sudden what was funny changes and the men’s locker room is unacceptable, even to you. Even the topic phrase was repulsive. No, I didn’t read it until after I heard it had been edited. ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/26 "2000-01-05T13:08:00Z")
The fundies’ hysterical responses confirm - they know I wrote the truth. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/27 "2000-01-05T14:38:00Z")
**dlv** , you got a response from exactly _one_ LBMB member that very politely expressed distaste with your crudity. If that is the best “hysterical response” you can garner from them, I would guess that your effort was pretty much of a flop, however crude. (Note that every other poster on this thread is an SDMB regular.) * * * Tom~ ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/28 "2000-01-05T17:13:00Z")
I was referring to the SDMB fundies, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/29 "2000-01-05T17:45:00Z")
Ah. Obviously. Well, **dlv** , you’re welcome to consider me a “fundie” as I say gently to you, Fuck Off And Die. ---
**Author:** ![Lauralee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lauralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lauralee)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/30 "2000-01-06T06:25:00Z")
I probably shouldn’t be here, and I REALLY shouldn’t say this… but OH Andros, that was funny!!! ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/31 "2000-01-06T06:34:00Z")
Do fundies consider f\*cking off and dying funny? Is that what Jesus did to amuse his followers? ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/32 "2000-01-05T19:16:00Z")
Well, div… Jesus did in fact die… And since he was conceived divinely, one could surmise that fucking was off… Draw your own conclusions! * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Lauralee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lauralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lauralee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/33 "2000-01-05T19:49:00Z")
Even us fundies are capable of standing up for ourselves, and a few of us do have a sense of humor. I found Andros’s comment funny. Can’t help it. ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/34 "2000-01-07T06:54:00Z")
I mentioned this thread to a friend of mine, who got divorced a couple of years ago. He’s now dating lots of people but no one in particular… He said, he always likes to date Xians (baptists, pentacostals, etc) because, even through they don’t do sexual intercourse outside of marriage, they enthusiastically perform oral sex on demand on a guy that bought them dinner - after or during or before the first date even. Because they start young and practice a lot, they’re very skilled at it. ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/35 "2000-01-07T06:59:00Z")
Wow, dlv, do you have to train to be such an ass or does it come naturally? ---
**Author:** ![Lauralee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lauralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lauralee)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/36 "2000-01-06T19:14:00Z")
Nah, stuff like that comes from the local sewage dump… ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/37 "2000-01-06T19:56:00Z")
Wow! Christian girls go down? And they’re all sluts for anyone who buys them dinner? Why the hell am I on **this** message board, then?? **dlv** , pull your head out, willya? Allah in a microbus, your juvenile spew gives misanthropes a bad name. (Glad you enjoyed, **Laura**. I does my best.) -andros- ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/38 "2000-01-06T19:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > ian girls go down? And they’re all sluts for anyone who buys them dinner? Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Lauralee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lauralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lauralee)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/39 "2000-01-06T21:20:00Z")
While I take the risk of this turning personal… I’m sure my husband would love to know all this… Andros, you did good! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/40 "2000-01-06T21:24:00Z")
Well, thank you, dear. But with an idiot like **dlv** for a straight man, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676.md?page=3)