# LBBB and oral sex **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 2, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676 "2000-01-02T05:22:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/41 "2000-01-06T21:54:00Z")
Are Xian c\*cksuckers trying to emulate “Virgin” Mary? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/42 "2000-01-06T22:08:00Z")
dlv: Bride of Christ on a souped-up hot rod, what’s your problem? Fiancee leave you at the altar to become a nun? Catholic-school graduate who never found one of the ‘wild girls’? I’ve seen you make interesting and witty posts before, but not in this thread, not by a longshot. * * * JMCJ This could be YOUR sig line! For just five cents a post, JMCJ Enterprises will place YOUR sig line at the bottom of each message! ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/43 "2000-01-06T22:18:00Z")
What’s the point of putting interesting and/or witty posts in a troll thead? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/44 "2000-01-07T04:21:00Z")
_ **All** _ threads should be interesting. The overwhelmingly vast majority of posts should be witty. Here, you have been neither. Since you have, indeed, demonstrated elsewhere that you can display intelligence, this thread is simply sad. * * * Tom~ ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/45 "2000-01-07T13:00:00Z")
Tom, Velikovsky said something about everything. What did Velikovsky say about oral sex? ---
**Author:** ![TheDoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/46 "2000-01-07T13:36:00Z")
I was looking up some stats about this thread when I ran across this and thought it odd. [http://www.heinvites.org/topic.php3/0094.html](http://www.heinvites.org/topic.php3/0094.html) Other than that I’m not getting involved. * * * “Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair…” Tom Waits ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/47 "2000-01-07T15:04:00Z")
This post removed for general ugliness, together with the poster. As a God-fearing, church-going born-again Christian, I cannot permit the Pit to be used to make fun of our God-sanctioned sexual practices. your humble TuberDiva Admonisher The Straight Dope [Note: This message has been edited by TuberDiva NOT] ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/48 "2000-01-07T16:27:00Z")
Wow. That’s one big ol’ corncob ya got up there, **dlv**. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/49 "2000-01-07T17:13:00Z")
Hmmm, impersonating a board administrator. Sounds like a TOS-able offense, if the jerk were on AOL, which of course we can’t know, given that s/he has not the guts to post an email addy. ::yawn:: Another coward being an asshole while hiding behind anonymity. Ms. TubaDiva – the real? – You had the opportunity to close this thread a while ago and out of the goodness of your heart decided not to. Maybe it’s time to reconsider? -Melin ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/50 "2000-01-07T17:22:00Z")
This un-Christian topic removed for general ugliness. **::: SNIP :::** DLV, this wasn’t funny the first time you posted it and it’s still not appropriate. Remember our first rule: “Don’t be a jerk.” your humble TubaDiva Administrator The Straight Dope BTW, the second rule is “Don’t screw with the moderators and administrators.” [Note: This message has been edited by TubaDiva] ---
**Author:** ![Lauralee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lauralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lauralee)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/51 "2000-01-07T22:13:00Z")
I could like her… ---
**Author:** ![nebuli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/0ea827/32.png) [@nebuli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nebuli)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/52 "2000-01-07T22:14:00Z")
dvl said: > [@](#): > > Velikovsky said something about everything. yeah, and he said it’s obvious ur head impacted with Uranus. Anyone who would so proudly post mocking sexual references about someone who stated they were a victim of molestation has got to be the lowest, most heartless, form of scum-bucket in existence. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676/53 "2000-01-07T22:56:00Z")
I am closing this thread, for obvious reasons. I’m also voiding a certain someone’s posting privileges, until that someone writes a VERY SINCERE letter to the person he impersonated, and copies me on it. Impersonating a moderator or administrator is NOT a good idea. Lynn Administrator For the Straight Dope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lbbb-and-oral-sex/3676.md?page=2)