# Leaked Star Wars III Script!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaked-star-wars-iii-script/193147>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 5, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaked-star-wars-iii-script/193147 "2003-08-05T17:21:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaked-star-wars-iii-script/193147/1 "2003-08-05T17:21:57Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> INT - CLONE CAFETERIA  
> Boba Fett is sitting with a bunch of clones and eating an orange foodsubstance from a bowl. Everyone is eating except one clone, DIFFERENTCLONE, who looks sullen.
> 
> ```
> BOBA FETT
> You there, why do you look so sad?
> 
> CLONE
> Don't talk to him, he's different, we don't like him.
> 
> BOBA FETT
> We are clones, how could it be that he is different.
> 
> CLONE
> He is shorter than us and he looks different, and he has given	himself a name.
> 
> BOBA FETT
> (Angry) Boy! Is this true? What name have you given yourself?
> 
> DIFFERENT CLONE
> I call myself HAN SOLO, sir. Because I am in solitude because 
> the other clones don't like me. I am ashamed of myself.
> 
> BOBA FETT
> As well you should be, boy. We are supposed to all be clones,
> but you look different, which makes you a threat to our morale.
> You are hereby banished from the clone army, never to return.
> 			
> HAN SOLO
> That suits me fine, I will make my way as a rogue.
> 
> ```
> 
> Han Solo gets up from the table, knocks over his chair, picks up a  
> duffel bag and walks away. He opens the bag and there is a puppy  
> inside. He takes it out and kisses it on the head.

Heh, that’s one of my favorite scenes. Yeah, it’s a joke, but it made me get a few belly laughs. Here’s the link…

[http://somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1600](http://somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1600)

WARNING: Though the link itself is work-safe, some of the ads run on that site are questionable (no ‘real’ porn ads and no nudity in the ads, but ads for sites like ‘Virtual Loving’).

```
			HAN SOLO
It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right.
```

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaked-star-wars-iii-script/193147/2 "2003-08-05T17:23:22Z")

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Eek, I previewed and everything, that last line ‘HAN SOLO It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right’ should have been at the end of the quoted section.

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**Author:** ![Peg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Peg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peg)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaked-star-wars-iii-script/193147/3 "2003-08-05T18:03:47Z")

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Ooo, wait until the PETA/SPCA people bang on Lucas’ door for keeping a puppy inside a duffle bag for who knows how long!

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**Author:** ![sirtonyh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@sirtonyh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirtonyh)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaked-star-wars-iii-script/193147/4 "2003-08-05T18:23:09Z")

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I didn’t really read this thread but I did see the words “Han Solo”, “Chewbacca” and “Virtual Loving” close enough together that I don’t want to click on the link any more.