# Leaping into the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 29, 2016, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486 "2016-02-29T09:40:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/181 "2016-03-04T23:34:40Z")

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I kind of wonder about my new boss. In the week I’ve known her, she’s been majorly stressed, so it’s hard to say what her normal personality is. She does seem pretty bright, though, so I can’t figure out why she picked the week BOTH office positions turned over (thus she’s training newbies in two positions at once) AND she’s dealing with kid drama to ALSO give up all caffeine. Seems like the wrong week to add that last problem to what she’s already juggling.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/182 "2016-03-04T23:47:36Z")

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The wrong week to give up caffeine? [Ha](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA)!

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/183 "2016-03-05T00:31:03Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off today.  
> Hockey Booster Club Convention.

So **rosie** gets to be your convention “date” this year? 😃

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/184 "2016-03-05T00:42:55Z")

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I cleaned the bathroom ,walked Gordie a lot ,and did a guest spot on my friend’s [podcast](http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thecardiaccorner/2016/03/04/the-cardiac-corner-with-christopher-clark)(warning: hockey talk)

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> But you still do elevators and lights on Shabbes, right?  
> You select what to give up for Lent, do you not?

You’re supposed to pick something you like. I gave up suffering this year. 😉

> [@missred](#):
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> So **rosie** gets to be your convention “date” this year? 😃

Yep.😃

> [@Spiderman](#):
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> The wrong week to give up caffeine? [Ha](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA)!

Maybe we could give the glue to **Flytrap**.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/185 "2016-03-05T00:50:09Z")

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**Lily** I always liked the buttered popcorn and the jalapeno Jelly Bellies and the black pepper Bertie Botz.

I knocked off around 1:30 today. I got the groceries anx laundry taken care of before coming out for comfort food. Fried chicken, turnip greens, okra and cornbread. Yum!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/186 "2016-03-05T00:56:27Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Maybe we could give the glue to **Flytrap**.

I never got your address, Dude.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/187 "2016-03-05T01:21:20Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I never got your address, Dude.

The Dude? My address? Are you gonna [pee on my rug](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wu598ENenk):dubious:

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/188 "2016-03-05T01:49:42Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> It’s Lent. The Goys all keep Kosher during Lent. 😉 😃

Mostly just on Fridays and a couple Wednesdays but basically — yeah. Its our time of denial and sacrifice. Or I should those who didn’t follow the Protestant Enlightenment. Me – I had a double cheeseburger, chili and some killer hot chocolate.

Tomorrow all day is a no-coaster coaster event; winter gathering where all the parks come in and wow us with their plans and describe the amazing things we’ll get to do this summer. Fun but too long. And sober. Things like this should include heavy drinking.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/189 "2016-03-05T02:11:28Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Maybe we could give the glue to **Flytrap**.

Nah, knowing him he’ll probably only end up gluing his fingers together…of the hand that _doesn’t_ contain the “hunt-&-peck-at-the-keyboard” finger. :dubious:

> [@kopek](#):
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> Tomorrow all day is a no-coaster coaster event; winter gathering where all the parks come in and wow us with their plans and describe the amazing things we’ll get to do this summer. Fun but too long. And sober. Things like this should include heavy drinking.

Tomorrow, I get an Ivy League located [del]edumacation[/del] all-day class. Yipee! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/190 "2016-03-05T02:23:01Z")

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Howdy Y’all! We et dindin and then went over to the church house to make Anglican Prayer Beads and do prayers with ‘em. I have a really nice set of Prayer Beads so I did not intend to make a set but I did. I used wooden beads. The Cross is also wood and I used an [Ichthus](https://www.google.com/search?q=ichthus&biw=1280&bih=897&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiCnJK2vajLAhWE4yYKHd7VDXwQsAQIGw#imgrc=qa0IiRC34wVTlM%3A) as the Invitatory. [Anglican Prayer Beads](https://www.google.com/search?q=anglican+prayer+beads&biw=1280&bih=897&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiJi9mEvqjLAhXOcCYKHT3OCnUQ_AUIBygC#imgrc=EvmIL4CYgSiaZM%3A) in case you were wonderin’. This set looks kinda like the really nice set I have.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/191 "2016-03-05T02:36:41Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Nah, knowing him he’ll probably only end up gluing his fingers together…of the hand that _doesn’t_ contain the “hunt-&-peck-at-the-keyboard” finger. :dubious:

You jer

Where the hell is the

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/192 "2016-03-05T02:37:10Z")

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We had taco’s OLE’ twice this week cause they were so damn good the first time. Firday is usually steak night but I only like very expensive steak so may just make Firday taco night OLE’.

I found a 3 piece set of hard sided spinner luggage normally $340 on sale for $99 so I bought it in anticipation of my WA state trip in June. Now watch it not get approved.

I am for sure irking manana OLE! and depending how much I accomplish I may or may not irk on Sunday. I like the extra 30% pay for Sunday. Boss gave the okay so I may just make it a point to irk on Sunday too. Then I will have to take a day off in the middle of the following week so as not to go into OT or accrue any comp time. Works for me. Will miss the sleep I usually get on Sat and/or Sunday. May wind up napping at my desk afterall.

Feel better all youse sickies.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/193 "2016-03-05T02:38:14Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> The Dude? My address? Are you gonna [pee on my rug](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wu598ENenk):dubious:

Oh no, I have a wonderful present to send to you!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/194 "2016-03-05T03:18:42Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Oh no, I have a wonderful present to send to you!

I too got him a wonderful present, as part of the SDMB Secret Santa exchange. Lemme see if I still have his address…

::rummages::

::rummages some more::

Ahh, here it is:

Dogbutler  
1600 Pennsylvania Ave  
Washington, DC 20500

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/195 "2016-03-05T04:07:46Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Ahh, here it is:
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> Dogbutler  
> 1600 Pennsylvania Ave  
> Washington, DC 20500

Darn it, why did you have to tell him my address.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/196 "2016-03-05T04:09:12Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Darn it, why did you have to tell him my address.

Ha ha, that is Donald Trump’s address!

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/197 "2016-03-05T07:19:19Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> [Anglican Prayer Beads](https://www.google.com/search?q=anglican+prayer+beads&biw=1280&bih=897&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiJi9mEvqjLAhXOcCYKHT3OCnUQ_AUIBygC#imgrc=EvmIL4CYgSiaZM%3A) in case you were wonderin’. This set looks kinda like the really nice set I have.

Kinda like the ones I grew up with back before I turned.

[![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8c/0d/a8/8c0da8f90cff991feb3b7aa7b8e9030d.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8c/0d/a8/8c0da8f90cff991feb3b7aa7b8e9030d.jpg)

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/198 "2016-03-05T11:55:07Z")

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My bladder woke me around 4, but I crawled back under the covers and drifted in and out of sleep for a couple more hours. Then I heard the furnace kick on and realized I’d forgotten to add pellets to the stove last night. Can’t sleep with that on my conscience… :eek:

Higgs has been fed and the stove has been refilled. \*\*FCD \*\*is still sleeping and I don’t know if I should have breakfast or wait for him and go out for noms. Not starving at the moment, so I’ll wait a bit while I surf. We’re promised less-than-pleasant weekend weather, not that I had any outdoor plans. If I get really motivated, I’ll dust. I suggest no one hold their breath on that motivation. 😉

Happy Saturday!!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/199 "2016-03-05T12:29:26Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> So **rosie** gets to be your convention “date” this year? 😃

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Yep.😃

😃 😃 😃  
Okay, so Lent isn’t Goyishe Kashreth; Yom Kippur is instant Lent.

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaping-into-the-mmp/747486/200 "2016-03-05T12:31:22Z")

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I am also awake too early. Up at 3:30. Now I am hungry. Guess I’ll have some toast and try to get back to bed.

On the plus side, it’s raining. Kind of nice to listen to it.

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