# Learn and use the Man-Rules when it comes to showers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756 "2007-12-20T22:03:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/121 "2011-11-17T19:22:02Z")
He’s a politician? ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/122 "2011-11-17T19:51:02Z")
This made me laugh. > [@](#): > > I know that this seems silly to women. I’ve seen numerous documentary films about women’s showers, and I know that you women like to be close to each other in the shower, frequently soaping each other’s backs and gently nibbling and kissing each other’s necks. My college roommate and I used to shower at the same time occasionally. Women’s showers generally have stalls for privacy. Why women get stalls and men do not; rather, why men do not apparently deserve privacy, I’ll never know. Anyway. Roommate and I would take opposing shower stalls. And leave the curtains open so we could talk. And have a couple of beers. Not kidding, we viewed shower time as a good opportunity to drink a beer or two. Many times, I’d be showering in there by myself and while rinsing my hair, I’d hear the unmistakable sound of my shower curtain being ripped back, as I felt the cool breeze on my girly bits. My roommate would be standing there, two beers in hand, and would hold one out to me. “Wanna beer?” Hell, you’ve opened it, sure. Not quite gently nibbling each other’s necks and kissing, but close. Just two girls. Having a beer. In the shower. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/123 "2011-11-17T19:54:22Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > Not quite gently nibbling each other’s necks and kissing, but close. Just two girls. Having a beer. In the shower. You know there are Dopers fapping to this. Very few, perhaps, but they’re out there. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/124 "2011-11-17T20:08:51Z")
Rule 34 indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/125 "2011-11-17T20:09:35Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > You know there are Dopers fapping to this. Very few, perhaps, but they’re out there. Yep. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/126 "2011-11-18T05:58:22Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > My college roommate and I used to shower at the same time occasionally. Women’s showers generally have stalls for privacy. Why women get stalls and men do not; rather, why men do not apparently deserve privacy, I’ll never know. Anyway. Roommate and I would take opposing shower stalls. And leave the curtains open so we could talk. And have a couple of beers. > > Not kidding, we viewed shower time as a good opportunity to drink a beer or two. Many times, I’d be showering in there by myself and while rinsing my hair, I’d hear the unmistakable sound of my shower curtain being ripped back, as I felt the cool breeze on my girly bits. My roommate would be standing there, two beers in hand, and would hold one out to me. “Wanna beer?” Hell, you’ve opened it, sure. > > Not quite gently nibbling each other’s necks and kissing, but close. Just two girls. Having a beer. In the shower. This sounds AWESOME, and if I ever have a female roommate again, I am totally doing this. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/127 "2011-11-18T14:26:20Z")
> [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](#): > > The other day, while pissing at a urinal, my boss came in, came to the one NEXT to me, and, while we were both pissing, clapped me on the back with his “free” hand and said, “you’re doing a great job, buddy.” (in reference to our work) > > :eek: :eek: :eek: x infinity while you think he was congratulating you he was really testing your strength and stamina. if it threw your aim off, especially if it caused you to piss on his shoe then you’d be history. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/128 "2011-11-18T14:48:48Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > while you think he was congratulating you he was really testing your strength and stamina. if it threw your aim off, especially if it caused you to piss on his shoe then you’d be history. It’s why women struggle in the upper echelons of business. They can’t achieve proper urinal dominance of their subordinates. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/129 "2011-11-18T16:03:04Z")
> [@Iggins](#): > > If anyone needs a refresher course: > > [The Urinal Game](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal) > > I got 100% the first time. I had friends who did not. I avoid bathrooms with them. Didn’t score 100% I disagree with the last question. If I gotta piss, then I gotta piss now. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756/130 "2011-11-18T22:07:40Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > This made me laugh. > > My college roommate and I used to shower at the same time occasionally. Women’s showers generally have stalls for privacy. Why women get stalls and men do not; rather, why men do not apparently deserve privacy, I’ll never know. Anyway. Roommate and I would take opposing shower stalls. And leave the curtains open so we could talk. And have a couple of beers. > > Not kidding, we viewed shower time as a good opportunity to drink a beer or two. Many times, I’d be showering in there by myself and while rinsing my hair, I’d hear the unmistakable sound of my shower curtain being ripped back, as I felt the cool breeze on my girly bits. My roommate would be standing there, two beers in hand, and would hold one out to me. “Wanna beer?” Hell, you’ve opened it, sure. > > Not quite gently nibbling each other’s necks and kissing, but close. Just two girls. Having a beer. In the shower. Wha…? Sorry, I never made it past the first sentence of your post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-and-use-the-man-rules-when-it-comes-to-showers/430756.md?page=6)