# Learn to proofread, FUCKOS! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 19, 1999, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995 "1999-10-19T20:45:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/21 "1999-10-21T15:40:00Z")
metroshane, if you saw my ass, you’d want to bite it. For free. ::smooch:: ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/22 "1999-10-21T16:33:00Z")
Prove it! My home number, my email, my address is… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/23 "1999-10-21T20:30:00Z")
Oh, and it’s “decency” and “monetary”. ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/24 "1999-10-21T20:40:00Z")
Yeah & while we’re on the subject, the next sorry-ass punk who uses “your” where s/he should use “you’re” (or vice-versa) or “it’s” where s/he should use “its” (or vice-versa) will have his/her eyeballs removed with the rustiest grapefruit spoon I can find…goddamn apostrophes… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/25 "1999-10-21T23:38:00Z")
That should read “Yeah, and while we’re on the subject…” _Yeah_ is being used as an interjection and must be followed either by a comma or an exclamation point. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/26 "1999-10-22T14:54:00Z")
I stand corrected…sorry 'bout that. I never said my own grammer was perfect, I just said I can’t stand the misuse of apostrophes. The offer of eyeball removal still stands, though. * * * ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/27 "1999-10-22T14:56:00Z")
I just read my last post & am off to slit my own throat & pour in molten lead. I typed “grammer” for “grammar”. I swear before Jesus & all the saints that it was a typo & I do NOT believe that “grammer” is the correct spelling. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/28 "1999-10-22T15:21:00Z")
That’s okay. Everyone here know that “grammer,” is your parents’ mothers. * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/29 "1999-10-22T15:22:00Z")
All you Fuckoes should feel free to correct my previous post. * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/30 "1999-11-08T05:10:00Z")
I really wanted to post something here, but I’m still laughing my ass off. BTW, Does anyone else here use Fuck O/S? It’s much better than Windoes. 😉 * * * “I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil.” -Æschylus. 525-456 B. C. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/31 "1999-11-08T06:28:00Z")
Fuckos. The Freshmaker. * * * Back off, man. I’m a scientist. ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/32 "1999-11-09T06:02:00Z")
Try new Fucko-American Fuck-Ohs. Just like Spaghetti-Ohs but with a little more oomph! * * * Za’an kho’ku na tenshi no teeze. Kyoko Baby! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/33 "1999-11-09T20:45:00Z")
I always thought “Franco-Amnesia Forgetti-Os” would’ve made a better name. (And I’m surprised the Topps “Wacky Packages” people never came up with it.) ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/34 "1999-11-11T05:43:00Z")
Tracer… I am in awe of your genius. ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/35 "1999-11-11T17:02:00Z")
Forgetti-O’s??! ROTFLMAO!!! Plus you’re smart enough to correct my grammar…I think you’re supergreat, tracer!! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/36 "1999-11-12T23:05:00Z")
Thank you, my loyal fans. I thought that particular joke up when I was 8 years old, and have been waiting for the world to behold the genius of it ever since. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/37 "1999-11-12T23:54:00Z")
You all know where the Fuckoes manufacturing plant is, don’t you? That’s right . . . Assboink, Idaho. Take the tour the next time you’re in Assboink – they give out free samples! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/38 "1999-11-14T00:31:00Z")
jodih:Oral or suppository? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/39 "1999-11-16T16:39:00Z")
Your choice Sealemon; after all, they are the new, improved _all-purpose_ Fuckoes. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 1999, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995/40 "1999-11-17T06:02:00Z")
Are they the same ones who make the mushroom-flavored “Fungy-Os” brand cereal, aka “The Breakfast of Champignons”? * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learn-to-proofread-fuckos/2995.md?page=3)