# Learning about vaginas - not safe for work (and not funny) video **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299 "2007-11-13T23:03:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/61 "2007-11-14T17:41:36Z")
I couldn’t even watch that whole YouTube link. NOT the one about the hoo-ha (just kidding), but one about Tyra being a bitch. God-WHAT a bitch. :eek: A nurse I know has Amish teens come in all the time to ask if Saran wrap and a rubberband are enough to make a condom. Never underestimate the depths of ignorance. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/62 "2007-11-14T18:50:17Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Cable has nothing to do with it. She’s usually on major networks. In your area, she’s on Fox23 at 10am. I have never seen her show. And I never will. [/QUOTE] I don’t watch _any_ TV (except TV shows on DVD). I haven’t turned the TV on to try and watch TV - news, or anything - since Katrina. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/63 "2007-11-14T18:55:03Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] I don’t watch _any_ TV (except TV shows on DVD). I haven’t turned the TV on to try and watch TV - news, or anything - since Katrina. [/QUOTE] Good on you! I haven’t had cable/network TV for somewhere around 6 or 7 years now. I watch DVDs, including shows like _Sopranos_, etc on DVD, but life has improved without TV. I do find myself enthralled with some commercials if I am in a bar with television, though. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/64 "2007-11-14T18:57:26Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] You had to catheterize yourself? I’m going to have nightmares now. [/QUOTE] Hey, after five weeks with a Foley catheter in all the time, I was practically jumping for joy at the prospect of only having to do an in&out catheter once or twice a day. It’s amazing how context can change your assessment of things. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/65 "2007-11-14T18:59:09Z")
Another thread I have to go home to see. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/66 "2007-11-14T19:07:24Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Another thread I have to go home to see. [/QUOTE] hehe. Earlier today I emailed my gf about some further study I’d be interested in completing tonight. She kept emailing me asking for more details, so I emailed a link to the video. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/67 "2007-11-14T19:18:30Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] Uck, that is going to give me nightmares, too, and I am speaking as one who had to wear a catheter. Once. (No, I’m not doing the joke.) I was 8 or 9 and had urinary tract problems and it was TORTURE. [/QUOTE] On my last visit to the ER, I was awoken by a nurse because she was fiddling with my catheter and it was a pretty rude awakening all around, especially since I’d been unconscious when I was brought in and didn’t even realize I was in the hospital until that moment. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/68 "2007-11-14T19:24:42Z")
[QUOTE=Aesiron] On my last visit to the ER, I was awoken by a nurse because she was fiddling with my catheter and it was a pretty rude awakening all around, especially since I’d been unconscious when I was brought in and didn’t even realize I was in the hospital until that moment. [/QUOTE] There’s a Terry Pratchett paragraph about something like this - rude awakenings and nice awakenings. The nice ones are all clean white sheets and maybe a nice nurse that you can have a platonic fling with as you get better. The rude ones…yeah, yours’d fit. :: shudders :: ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/69 "2007-11-14T19:25:48Z")
OK, after the OP’s video ended, [this](http://www.livevideo.com/video/sm0ky/E4B84A1E6EC14763A581C02A7FA25367/weird-fish-caught-off-of-russi.aspx?tx_site=dumpalink.com&tx_cid=3940&tx_category=1) was the next video to come up. Bwahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/70 "2007-11-14T19:53:18Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] I couldn’t even watch that whole YouTube link. NOT the one about the hoo-ha (just kidding), but one about Tyra being a bitch. God-WHAT a bitch. :eek: [/QUOTE] It was horrid. All because the girl wasn’t “sad enough” on losing? What. I’m not sure if Tyra is that much of a bitch or if it was ratings week and she wanted to pull in her target audience, or what. Either way…scary. The “Family Guy” spoof of it was pretty good, though. I thought the strange fish caught off the coast of Russia was more fascinating. Would love to see it on the Tyra show. Tyra putting her arm around it, getting all chummy… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299/71 "2007-11-14T19:54:29Z")
[QUOTE=SHAKES] Now why did you all have to go and call it a Muppet Vagina? Now I’ve got that stupid song stuck in my head. Only except now instead of picturing cute little muppets; I’m picturing singing vaginas! - It’s time to play the music It’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. It’s time to put on makeup It’s time to dress up right It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…\* Oh, God the laughter! It hurts! Make it stop! 😃 [/QUOTE] No no, it was > [@](#): > > It’s time to play the music > It’s time to light the lights > It’s time to meet the vulvas on the vulva puppet night > > It’s time to put on makeup > It’s time to dress up right > It’s time to raise the curtain on the vulva puppet night… Oh, and I like [this](http://www.livevideo.com/video/8C1B3FA7A12349B2803E90F6D21F33CA/husky-vs-kitty.aspx) video better. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/learning-about-vaginas-not-safe-for-work-and-not-funny-video/426299.md?page=3)