# Least Attractive Supergroup

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 18, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354 "2005-05-18T03:45:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/21 "2005-05-18T11:32:11Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> Nope. I was all set to nominate the Great Lakes Avengers, myself.

You too huh?

I’m surprised that Joey Ramone hasn’t been mentioned with Slash or current Keith Richards on guitar.

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**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/22 "2005-05-18T11:49:28Z")

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Um…Any and ALL members of the Rolling Stones. These guys we’re Never good looking, and they haven’t aged well, either.

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/23 "2005-05-18T11:53:59Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> Nope. I was all set to nominate the Great Lakes Avengers, myself.

The answer is clearly the Doom Patrol.

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/24 "2005-05-18T12:25:42Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> I’m surprised that Joey Ramone hasn’t been mentioned with Slash or current Keith Richards on guitar.

See post #3.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/25 "2005-05-18T13:04:36Z")

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The Travelling Wilburys.

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**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/26 "2005-05-18T13:09:36Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Mick Mars from Motley Crue is certainly no prize either.

He looks even worse than Keef did at 40 and he’s supposed to be the least drug-addled of Motley Crue.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/27 "2005-05-18T13:09:56Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> You too huh?
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> I’m surprised that Joey Ramone hasn’t been mentioned with Slash or current Keith Richards on guitar.

How could anyone mention Slash? With all that damn hair nobody knew what he looked like.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/28 "2005-05-18T13:22:58Z")

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Gotta have Steve Howe on guitar in there somewhere. He makes Lemmy look like Fabio.

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/29 "2005-05-18T13:32:19Z")

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With no picture links, this line up is missing the full ‘scare the children’ factor!  
[Steven Tyler](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/steven_tyler2.jpg)

[Paul Stanley](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/paul_stanley_scary.jpg)

And for completeness’ sake even though he’s been mentioned,

[Keith Richards](http://jimgalasso.typepad.com/jim_galasso/files/keith_richards_1_edit.jpg)  
Although in some strange way, I have admiration for Keef cos he may look/be 110 years old, but at least it’s all natural (as far as I know).

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/30 "2005-05-18T13:37:03Z")

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> [@Ms Boods](#):
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> Although in some strange way, I have admiration for Keef cos he may look/be 110 years old, but at least it’s all natural (as far as I know).

Even Industrial Light & Magic couldn’t create that face!

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/31 "2005-05-18T13:39:55Z")

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Well, if we’re talkin’ ugly in the “twitchy” sense, by golly we’re talkin’ about Joe Cocker. However, for all out fugly, I gotta say Justin Hawkins of The Darkness is off the ug-o-meter.

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/32 "2005-05-18T13:52:21Z")

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What about Patti Smith? (I’m not sure if mentioning her makes me sexist, or anti-sexist).

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/33 "2005-05-18T14:14:43Z")

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[Shane McGowen](http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0330490087.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

[Rick Ocasek](http://www.lockhartsteele.com/blog/archives/2003_06_rick.jpg)

[Dee Snyder](http://creature-corner.com/nextraimages/deesnyder.jpg)

By the way, [Keith at about age 20](http://www.djolley.com/silver/images/keith1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/34 "2005-05-18T14:39:57Z")

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I would go with everyone from Kiss minus the makeup.

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/35 "2005-05-18T14:52:09Z")

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Even at 20, Keith Richards looked haggard. He could pass for 35 in that picture.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/36 "2005-05-18T19:27:03Z")

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You were kidding about Alice Cooper, right? _I_’d do 'im!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/37 "2005-05-18T19:54:42Z")

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Certainly there’s room for Aerosmith’s Brad (Oops, we left him in a hot car) Whitford up somewhere on the stage.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/38 "2005-05-18T20:32:38Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Am I the only one who thought that a supergroup was like the X-Men, or the Justice League, or the Avengers?

I was expecting a misplaced City of Heroes post.

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/39 "2005-05-18T20:54:08Z")

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[Keith as a little boy.](http://www.50plusmag.com/being50plus/111202krichards/111202krichardsB.jpg)

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-attractive-supergroup/304354/40 "2005-05-19T02:02:08Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Certainly there’s room for Aerosmith’s Brad (Oops, we left him in a hot car) Whitford up somewhere on the stage.

I was gonna include him and Dee Snyder in the OP but couldn’t find bad enough pictures of them to link to.

Second **RancidYakButterTeaParty** ’s call about KISS. Thats one ugly band.

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