I just re-watched “Bewitchin’ Pool” last night to make sure we’re not being unfair to it, and ugh, it’s awful. If anyone cares, Hulu has it, and so does Netflix. (for some reason, Netflix has TZ S. 1-3 & 5, but not 4.)
It has all the previously described awfulness, including the Rocky the Flying Squirrel voice, which I’d forgotten about, but it has a terrible title; mostly it has something no one has mentioned yet: a presumption that children of divorce are unwanted.
I can see how Earl Hamner’s mind is working: in his world, people stay together for the children, so people who don’t must not care about their children.
There are so many ways that is wrong, I don’t even know where to start.
At any rate, the parents are 2-dimensional, awful characters, and the children really are unwanted. It’s not a misunderstanding on the part of the children that gets resolved. The magic of the “bewitchin’ pool” happens because of the parents’ neglect.
Hamner has said that he wanted to editorialize about the high rate of divorce in California, which he found shocking when he arrived there, but this is not well thought out, and completely misses the point that being the product of a bad marriage is harmful to children whether the parents stay married or not. At least in some cases, it’s probably better to get resentments out in the open.
I understand the parents are supposed to get a comeuppance in that they ask the children to choose between them, and the children make a third choice the parents didn’t know was on the table, and we’re supposed to love this, because the parents have been set up as hatesinks (especially the mother), but aside from the fact that it’s unrealistic that children this age would have their custody left entirely up to them (a judge would probably ask them in chambers what they wanted, and tell them he had a lot of things to consider, like who had the most free time, and who would be living in the house), any divorcing couple usually fights a knock-down-drag-out over the kid.
Maybe in 1959, you could get away with such an unrealistic picture of divorce, but not now. Even someone like me who hasn’t been divorced, and whose parents were never divorced, knows how awful this story is.
So, the basic premise is highly flawed, and many details are flawed as well (like the bad dubbing). There’s also some terrible acting in it. In fact, Mary Badham is really the only very good performance, and it’s marred by that Rocky the Squirrel voice.
In short, not only is it as bad as I remembered, it’s worse.