# Least romantic thing a man/woman could say? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 13, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311 "2001-07-13T02:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/21 "2001-07-13T14:00:31Z")
[answering phone during sex] Oh, nothing…what are you doing? [\answering phone during sex] ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/22 "2001-07-13T14:01:08Z")
May I use your vagina for a while? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/23 "2001-07-13T15:12:11Z")
“Could you pop this?” ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/24 "2001-07-13T15:47:16Z")
“Are you done yet?” ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/25 "2001-07-13T16:15:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xcheopis \* > \*\*SO (in astonishment): “What for? You’ve got plenty of tits.” \*\* Dude! That’s wicked flattering! I’d love a man to say that to me! Okay, least romantic thing–there was this couple on the bus, sitting in front of me. The girl was all over the boy, who was kinda out of it. Then she purred to him, “Baby. what are you think about right now?” And he says, "This episode of Nash Bridges. . . " But I hate it when chicks pull that “What are you thinking about (me)?” shit, so I thought it was fantastic. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/26 "2001-07-13T16:18:23Z")
Hello, My name is Jack Dean Tyler. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/27 "2001-07-13T16:19:58Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by_\*\* Kittie\*\* > I’m leaving you…for your brother. On that note, how about: I’m leaving you…for **my** brother! ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/28 "2001-07-14T03:03:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BooBoo316 \* > \*\*“Is it in yet?” > \*\* Which leads to the response: **Ummmm, I can’t tell.** ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/29 "2001-07-14T04:10:42Z")
“I just farted” ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/30 "2001-07-14T04:43:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > \*\*One song always made me laugh. > Don’t know the artist, but it was one of those 70’s era singer-songwriters. > > Anyhow, the song is full of lush romantic imagery, and it all leads up to the chorus: > > “I wanna make it with you. > I think that we could make it good …” > Etc. > > Oh yeah, that’s gonna work. > > Sua \*\* “I’d like to make it with you” is the line, by Bread (or David Gates solo). That is actually tasteful, but sappy. I am fond of “I wanna poke”. I first heard it in “Lonesome Dove”. Simple, direct, but most girls seem to not like it. My female buddies are used to it and they use it jokingly referring to me. ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/31 "2001-07-14T13:00:21Z")
“Could you move your head, please. I can’t see the TV” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/32 "2001-07-14T17:32:48Z")
“It ain’t no fun if the hommies can’t have none.” Least romantic song, ever. You’re a female and you’re breathing. Wanna fuck? Geez, my sack’s itching! Yeah, you’ll do. (Whispered in bed)Ever hear of a Dutch Oven? Heeey nice lady…I’m ready to do the comming and the jizzing and the yelling nooooowwwww… Got change for a hundred? Sure, honey. As soon as I’m done posting on the SDMB… ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/33 "2001-07-14T19:39:54Z")
“Let’s just be friends.” “Honey, could you help me scrape this smegma off of my penis?” ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/34 "2001-07-14T21:55:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > Dude! That’s wicked flattering! I’d love a man to say that to me! What for? You got plenty of tits. ::fulfilling fantasies since 1995:: ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/35 "2001-07-14T23:50:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\*“I just farted” \*\* Needless to say, double points if used during oral sex. **Kittie** : I think that last one was a friend of mine. Here’s his idea of a pick-up line, which I had the dubious pleasure of hearing him actually use: “I’m not usually into white chicks, but you got a butt like a black woman.” ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/36 "2001-07-14T23:56:08Z")
think of that pus as Nature’s Lubricant. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/37 "2001-07-15T00:32:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ThisYearsGirl \* > > Dude! That’s wicked flattering! I’d love a man to say that to me! > > What for? You got plenty of tits. > > ::fulfilling fantasies since 1995:: \*\* awww. . . Thank you ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/38 "2001-07-15T01:46:54Z")
(Heard by a foreign-exchange student back in the '80s) “Hit me with your best shot, baby-yes?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferggie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@Ferggie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferggie)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/39 "2001-07-15T05:24:37Z")
“I want to start going back to church, and I want you to support me. (And basically I think the only way you can support me is if you believe exactly the same as I do.)” I knew that relationship was going down (not in the good sense), but at that point it was going down in flames. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/40 "2001-07-15T05:32:31Z")
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