# Least romantic thing a man/woman could say? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 13, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311 "2001-07-13T02:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![h2oGO\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a87d85/32.png) [@h2oGO\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h2oGO_98)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/41 "2001-07-15T05:36:03Z")
here are a few that were used on me: wanna make gravy? wanna get naked? (i asked the guy if that ever worked and he said it did) let’s do the wet grind lots of others but i can’t think of any. Oh yeah and in the words of Margeret Cho: Stick it in!! ---
**Author:** ![h2oGO\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a87d85/32.png) [@h2oGO\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h2oGO_98)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/42 "2001-07-15T05:40:35Z")
Here are a couple that have been used on me, Wanna make gravy? (ewww) Wanna get naked? (I asked the guy if this line ever worked and he said it did) Wanna do the wet grind? Q: Can you smile like a doughnut? R: No, but in your case I can smile like a cheerio. …and in the immortal words of Margeret Cho: Stick it it! ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/43 "2001-07-15T05:53:04Z")
_Her:_ “You’re the second best lover I ever had.” _Me:_ “Really. What did the best guy do differently?” _Her:_ “Nothing. He just had a bigger dick.” Grrrrrrr. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/44 "2001-07-15T06:03:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > \*\*“Honey, could you help me scrape this smegma off of my penis?” > \*\* Oh jesus that is disgusting. ::::shivers:::: Oh I am never ever going to stop thinking about that. Thanks AR. ::::shivers:::: ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/45 "2001-07-15T06:41:27Z")
“Could you hold still, you’re gonna make me spill my beer.” ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/46 "2001-07-16T00:58:38Z")
Me: I love you Him: I love Linux ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/47 "2001-07-16T02:43:52Z")
Him: Aren’t you scared that you’re gonna burn in hell if you don’t come to Jesus? Me: And, what, I’m supposed to put out now? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/48 "2001-07-16T22:34:48Z")
Beige… I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/49 "2001-07-16T23:29:39Z")
“Oh, that’s just my yeast infection.” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/50 "2001-07-16T23:42:55Z")
“You know, I think I’m more into girls right now.” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/51 "2001-07-16T23:57:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pesch \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BooBoo316 \* > > \*\*“Is it in yet?” > > \*\* > > Which leads to the response: > > **Ummmm, I can’t tell.** \*\* This **HAPPENED** to my roommate. He really could not feel the other guy. And of course it was anal sex, which means it’s even worse. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/52 "2001-07-17T00:22:33Z")
**We Have A Winner** Her: “Do these pants make my butt look big?” Him: “It’s not the pants, it’s all that _fat!_ Did you take out the garbage?” ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/53 "2001-07-17T15:43:32Z")
My friend, a heterosexual male, whispered this into the ear of a girl he was hoping to break up with soon, during the middle of doggie style sex: “I’m pretending you’re a guy” ---
**Author:** ![Acco40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Acco40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acco40)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/54 "2001-07-17T16:23:59Z")
> [@](#): > > “Honey, could you help me scrape this smegma off of my penis?” I dare anyone to look up the word “smegma” in the dictionary. (As I barf.) My gf said once that she ran across some sort of British card that referred to the act as “rumpy-pumpy.” That sure gets the imagination going. ---
**Author:** ![Pantology](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@Pantology](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantology)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/55 "2001-07-18T05:17:42Z")
And should you use [http://www.m-w.com](http://www.m-w.com) to look up the definition of “smegma,” be sure to check out the 10 Most Popular Smegma-Related Sites. ---
**Author:** ![Qwertyasdfg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Qwertyasdfg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwertyasdfg)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/56 "2001-07-18T14:36:38Z")
“Honey, thanks for those naked pictures. My website’s gotten a ton of hits thanks to them.” ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/57 "2001-07-18T15:50:26Z")
To respond specifically to the thread title, I’d think just about anything a man/woman said to me would be unromantic. I’ve committed any number of faux pas in bed. Once a girlfriend complimented me, “You sure have a big dick!” So I returned the favor thusly: “You sure have a big pussy!” I don’t really wonder why I’m still single. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/58 "2001-07-18T22:25:46Z")
“This is Telbus. You have reached stop 520-3249. Line 78, Laurendeau, heading west. Next bus at 18:34…” ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311/59 "2001-07-19T00:00:11Z")
Awwww…poor matt…I’m sorry sweetie. I can’t think of any reason why anyone would give you a fake number. I know I’m secretly in love with you…::::wink wink:::: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/least-romantic-thing-a-man-woman-could-say/72311.md?page=2)