# Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814 "2002-04-26T17:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/1 "2002-04-26T17:11:26Z")
Hey, I just found this site, and I like the concept. It lets you leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you. Alternatively, you can leave cool web pages or even your email address for the people after you, if you’re so inclined. [The Anonymous Message Server](http://www.smalltime.com/anon.html) Have fun! Oh, and if you want, post the things that people leave for you. Funny, serious, just plain weird… it’s almost all good! 🙂 No objectionable sites, please… as we’ve all been reminded by **Lynn Bodoni** yesterday in her little run-in with **Du\_Hast** in the Pit! ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/2 "2002-04-26T17:49:06Z")
What I got: I think that my neighbor killed my roommate, but i can’t prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/3 "2002-04-26T17:52:25Z")
Hrmph. I left a message on The Anonymous Message Server, and all I got was this lousy alphabet. > [@](#): > > abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/4 "2002-04-26T17:53:28Z")
On my first try, I got: I am having one right now. On my second try, I got a rather long-winded Pro-Life message. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/5 "2002-04-26T18:02:12Z")
I got: “tastes like chicken to me.” ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/6 "2002-04-26T18:11:49Z")
I got asked why does the Avon lady walk funny. Anyone know the punchline? ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/7 "2002-04-26T18:35:34Z")
I got: A freak accident during my recent LASIK surgery resulted in me having x-ray vision. Either that or the doctor was naked. ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/8 "2002-04-26T18:41:11Z")
BAWWHHAAWWW, and this one: “nice boobies. give 'em a squeeze.” How did they know I had boobies??? ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/9 "2002-04-26T18:43:12Z")
I got something in code. I’m sure it was important, but I decided to just let it go. Maybe it was the secret to life. I didn’t have the time any way. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/10 "2002-04-26T18:48:04Z")
Belatedly, I realized that I did not share what I got: > [@](#): > > Was it good for you, too? ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/11 "2002-04-26T18:48:41Z")
I got "What the hell is going on here? ". Hardly exciting ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/12 "2002-04-26T18:52:35Z")
Mine said: There is no justice. Wheeeeee! ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/13 "2002-04-26T18:52:53Z")
The one left for me was: “Repeat after me: I am a worthwhile person who deserves respect. I will not allow myself to be ridiculed. I will not allow myself to be humiliated. I will be assertive without being agressive. I am a worthwhile person who deserves respect.” Awwww. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/14 "2002-04-26T18:55:44Z")
> [@](#): > > I have to go smoke some weed now. Dude. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/15 "2002-04-26T18:59:12Z")
I got “what is this site?” And a link to [bloomberg.net](http://bloomberg.net), which didn’t go anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/16 "2002-04-26T19:04:47Z")
I got, “Are you there God? It’s me Margaret.” I don’t know what to think. And no, I’ve never read it. I’m a boy. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/17 "2002-04-26T19:17:44Z")
I was apparently linked directly into Ted Kaczynzki’s cell. "technology is no friend of mine, we should not advance any further, faster, why weren’t we satisfied with intellivision and atari, centipede, records, cassette tapes, big cell phones that mostly people with the money to spare owned, cheap cartoons, no computer animated shit, low budget videos on mtv, big tv-like computers that were all mysterious, no robots and clones, we had cars that were geeky, kids playing with pj sparkle and legos instead of hanging out with their digi-dog and cyber puppies… no satellite tv with hundred of unnecessary chanels, no digital radio, no computer businesses, no insomnia because you can’t get off the net, no stupid dvd player, cant we just watch videos instead?.. no energy crisis, no media frenzy, no smart- chips hidden in the things you own, no virtual enterprise, no worry about small video camaras hidden in secrecy around every corner, no paranoia, hysteria, obsession, invention would be excitement, new would be interesting and surprising, advancing slowly, friendly technology. " ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/18 "2002-04-26T19:19:18Z")
"Uncomfortable as a nail in a hammer factory? And for the record, technology is a friend of mine. " Oooookay. I want **Beadalin** ’s. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/19 "2002-04-26T19:28:51Z")
4.23.2002 - view archive Joe and Travis are going to New York to see Spiritualized and do drugs with MTV employees for the weekend. Then we’re gonna hang out with Don Devore and talk about how rad we are for a few more days. The fucked up thing is, we forgot that we promised our pals The Strokers, who are in town all week practicing (it makes perfect you know), that we’d party hard like Andrew W.K. with them. Since we can’t make it we’re asking YOU, the children of Buddyhead, to stop by thier practice space and show them a good time. Fuck paying to see The Strokers at their next show, just stop by there and see em play for FREE! Bring all of your friends and pass the word on. Make sure to tell em Buddyhead sent you. The password is “uckin dick”. The place is (it’s somewhere in the valley we hear… try mapquest): Mates Cargo & Storage - 5412 Cleon Ave L.A., CA 91601 ---
**Author:** ![Oak\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Oak\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oak_Man)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/20 "2002-04-26T19:33:17Z")
Great. I got a chain-message. "keep passing this message on and see how many times you get it and if other people coming on the site will do it to…just copy and paste it into the other window…ready…go " I feel so . . . unsatisfied. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=2)