# Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814 "2002-04-26T17:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![madonnaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@madonnaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madonnaman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/221 "2002-05-01T06:25:57Z")
It’s kinda boring right now. I’m getting a lot of the “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” crap too. I did get directions to downtown Pasadena, if that helps any. **yosemitebabe** , the “niow” and stainless steel thing was mine – I can’t help correcting others :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/222 "2002-05-01T06:31:49Z")
> [@](#): > > “Son…you’ve got a panty on your head.” but, but… I’m a girl, does that mean I can’t have a panty on my head? ---
**Author:** ![madonnaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@madonnaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madonnaman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/223 "2002-05-01T06:51:15Z")
> [@](#): > > ~/o Close your eyes, give me your Flamsterette\_X o/~ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/224 "2002-05-01T07:17:14Z")
This is a sampling of what I got: > [@](#): > > Have nothing to do on Thursday nights? Tune into Charmed! On the WB Network at 9:00pm eastern. You won’t be disappointed 🙂 Hmm… fan of the show, methinks. > [@](#): > > How come white eggs are popular in America, but everyone prefers brown eggs in Europe? I don’t know… does anyone have any ideas? > [@](#): > > Gone to meet Christopher Walken in NYC… Good for you… ask him how it felt to appear in that Fatboy Slim video, will ya? (“Weapon of Choice”, I believe it was) After getting a few of my own back, I got this: > [@](#): > > My sister called me today. I was so happy to hear from her. She lives in California and we usually correspond by short e-mails every once in awhile. But she’s the kind of person that is so much fun to talk to. She has a spectacular sense of humor and is just a riot. I have 3 sisters. I’m the oldest. The one I talked to today is younger than me by just 15 months. The other two are much younger, 10 and 12 years younger than I am. The youngest is going to college 150 miles away and the other is living in the U.K. for 3 months. I miss my sisters. Which is why I was so happy to hear at least one of their voices today. I guess I just want to say cherish your siblings they can be your best friends in the world. Might be something to think about, yes… That’s about enough for now. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/225 "2002-05-01T07:21:55Z")
**madonnaman** , I got mentioned in another message? It certainly wasn’t me doing self-promotion, I can assure you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/226 "2002-05-01T08:10:12Z")
> [@](#): > > I did get directions to downtown Pasadena, if that helps any That was me! Now you know how to get to the Rose Parade! Aren’t you happy? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/227 "2002-05-01T17:08:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Just smile and say, “If that’s all you think I’m responsible for, just be glad you don’t know the complete story!” Yes… **very** good strategy… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/228 "2002-05-01T17:15:04Z")
Hey, I think I got a song quote: > [@](#): > > And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. Beatles, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/229 "2002-05-01T20:34:59Z")
I got "The “No True Scotsman…” fallacy. Suppose I assert that no Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge. You counter this by pointing out that your friend Angus likes sugar with his porridge. I then say "Ah, yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge. This is an example of an ad hoc change being used to shore up an assertion, combined with an attempt to shift the meaning of the words used original assertion; you might call it a combination of fallacies. " How scary. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/230 "2002-05-01T21:21:52Z")
I got: > [@](#): > > i bought some dotted-line at k-mart. now i catch every other fish. You know, the scary thing is that I can actually see this making sense in a weird kind of way… ---
**Author:** ![Efrem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@Efrem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Efrem)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/231 "2002-05-01T21:59:59Z")
> [@](#): > ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/232 "2002-05-02T00:28:20Z")
This is another sampling of what I got (excluding mine): > [@](#): > > Shazam!!! I’d like to know just what I will be transformed into first, before you do your magic tricks, thanks very much! 🙂 > [@](#): > > it used to be " he who controls the spice controls the world", then it was " he who controls the money controls the world, Now its “he who controls the information controls the world”,And soon its going to be “he who controls the water controls the world” Please fix your leaky plumbing. My leaky plumbing? I personally don’t have any, thanks! > [@](#): > > MOOOOOOO COW! I AM A FATASS The first part could have been written by my sister, who has a thing with her friends about being stuffed cows… don’t ask. :rolleyes: But the last part could have been written by any one of us who eats too much! > [@](#): > > high time for micturation, methinks… Well, I guess it’s a good thing that the server is anonymous (or so it says), because I’d consider that to be too much information in almost any other case! :eek: (for those of you who don’t know what it means, it’s basically a fancy way of saying, “I have to pee NOW!”) Then I tried the URL server, and got a link to a comedy site. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/233 "2002-05-02T02:25:25Z")
_sets up shop for her nightly session with the Anonymous Message Server_ First message received today: > [@](#): > > “I have a B.A. in social work”, said Tom with a degree of concern. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/234 "2002-05-02T02:37:37Z")
Uh, sure, why not… > [@](#): > > go to [www.neopets.com](http://www.neopets.com) for virtual pet fun, abd go to [http://www.angelfire.com/art2/pictures9/Untitled.jpg](http://www.angelfire.com/art2/pictures9/Untitled.jpg) to read the start of a comic adventure series about neopets!!! Since I’m not going to her page, maybe someone else wants to? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/235 "2002-05-02T02:57:44Z")
**Kat** , your first message was a Tom Swifty… I used to have a book that had a bunch of them, but unfortunately don’t know where it is now. I just got: > [@](#): > > Ho, Ho, Ho! I am the queen of California! As opposed to being a California king? (Everclear song reference) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/236 "2002-05-02T03:51:27Z")
Here’s a new one: > [@](#): > > The two of us, we’re fed up to our ears with that kid! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/237 "2002-05-02T03:58:38Z")
And then, strangely: > [@](#): > > What makes you think I don’t care for you? Or do you not want me to? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/238 "2002-05-02T04:04:15Z")
Found this one amusing. > [@](#): > > Okay, who is NOT reading the SDMB right now? I’m not. No, really, I’m…_looks around_…no, I’m not at all… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/239 "2002-05-02T04:05:58Z")
Well, that person yesterday who wanted me to reveal my darkest secret is apparently back, only he’s apparently decided to go for insane repitition: > [@](#): > > Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. Reveal your darkest secret. You can hammer the concept into my head all you want, but you’re not getting any intimate revelations from me, no sirree Bob! And then: > [@](#): > > “I also wish you were not insane. And I wish I were not insane as well. Who do you think is more insane, you or me? Shall we let a panel of psychiatrists battle the question out?” What makes YOU think I am insane? Okay, who’s been gaining an insight into my twisted psyche? :eek: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/240 "2002-05-02T09:43:01Z")
> [@](#): > > That which does not kill us, merely postpones the inevitable. Well, thanks for sharing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=13)