# Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814 "2002-04-26T17:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/241 "2002-05-02T23:18:56Z")
Okay, who wants to own up to this? > [@](#): > > All your Flamsterette\_X’s are belong to us Anybody? ---
**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/242 "2002-05-03T00:38:12Z")
I got, “You’ll never make that putt, you jaskass!” And I don’t even play golf. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/243 "2002-05-03T00:39:34Z")
My first message received today is: > [@](#): > > Link. Isn’t that the stupidest name ever for a video game hero? Think about it. He sure is hot though… ---
**Author:** ![flygirl99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/46a35a/32.png) [@flygirl99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flygirl99)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/244 "2002-05-03T02:27:26Z")
I got quote: “Give up, he’s not worth the trouble.” I certainly hope that’s not true! ---
**Author:** ![madonnaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@madonnaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madonnaman)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/245 "2002-05-03T06:48:53Z")
Got a storyteller for once: > [@](#): > > one time i hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. i just sat with my mind a total blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. at the end of the week, the teacher said: “now class, i want you to write a paper using your notes.” so i wrote a paper that said: “HELLO, my name is bingo, i like to climb on things. can i have a banana? eep eep.” i got an f. when i told my mom about it, she said “i told you never trust a monkey!” the end. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/246 "2002-05-03T07:26:27Z")
After leaving: > [@](#): > > I know he’s in love with her, even though he denies it! I got: > [@](#): > > Are you ready to die for justice? Hmm… I don’t think I’m that extremist! Then I left: > [@](#): > > error messages are so rampant… and got this in return: > [@](#): > > I wonder why this always happens… I don’t know; don’t ask me! 😛 Later, I left a portion of an ICQ conversation I was having with someone, and got this: > [@](#): > > ERROR > That message has already been added > Return Somehow I feel cheated; I left a personal conversation on there, not like it’ll matter much to anyone who sees the message: it was all about spiders and stuff! 😛 I expect to get something else other than an error page! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/247 "2002-08-19T11:51:20Z")
> [@](#): > > i rule i have such a kewl e-mail address!!! but shall i tell u what it is??? nah… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/248 "2002-08-19T22:06:01Z")
Hey, thanks for the bump, **cazzle**! 😃 I left something about my new ICQ account (too many weird glitches in my old one, which I’ll still keep active), and got: > [@](#): > > I brain walks into a bar, the bartender says “I can’t serve you!” Why not? Your already out of your mind! Hmm. Old joke. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/249 "2002-08-19T22:18:23Z")
Hey, thanks for the bump, **cazzle**! 😃 I left something about my new ICQ account (too many weird glitches in my old one, which I’ll still keep active), and got: > [@](#): > > I brain walks into a bar, the bartender says “I can’t serve you!” Why not? Your already out of your mind! Hmm. Old joke. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/250 "2002-08-20T05:45:34Z")
I just got Doper TVGUY’s website. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@Bad\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Hat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/251 "2002-08-20T07:04:13Z")
I just got, i kid thee not: > [@](#): > > Flamsterette\_X, cazzle, yosemitebabe, Rue DeDay, Scylla, Crunchy Frog, Spoofe, Eutychus (sans 55), UncleBeer, Kat, Kricket… oh fuck this, nevermind anybody wanna cop to that one? Chris ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/252 "2002-08-20T23:42:13Z")
Definitely not me, **Bad Hat**. I wasn’t even home at the time. You can also put in things that are too long, as I just discovered. I put in the entire text of an IM conversation I was having with someone, and got this in return: > [@](#): > > ERROR > What, are you trying to write a book here? Try something a little shorter. > Return So then I put in “I love my friend Eric, and everyone else.” and got: > [@](#): > > The absurdity would’ve hurt too much if we hadn’t kept laughing. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/253 "2002-08-20T23:47:16Z")
Definitely not me, **Bad Hat**. I wasn’t even home at the time. You can also put in things that are too long, as I just discovered. I put in the entire text of an IM conversation I was having with someone, and got this in return: > [@](#): > > ERROR > What, are you trying to write a book here? Try something a little shorter. > Return So then I put in “I love my friend Eric, and everyone else.” and got: > [@](#): > > The absurdity would’ve hurt too much if we hadn’t kept laughing. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/254 "2002-08-21T02:32:43Z")
Uhm… _Raises paw timidly_ Bad Hat’s was mine. {feeble excuse}I was pulling random names out of threads, and got impatient.{/feeble excuse} > [@](#): > > my nipples are freezing Oookay, right… ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/255 "2002-08-21T03:57:38Z")
Dont turn around. It would be a very, very bad idea. Boy that makes me want to turn around! OHHH NOOO! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/256 "2002-08-21T04:48:02Z")
Wow, I haven’t been to the Anonymous Message Server in a while. Just got me: > [@](#): > > boo! hahaha gotcha! sucker! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/257 "2002-08-21T05:02:21Z")
Well, I put in a bunch of ICQ nicknames, and got this in return: > [@](#): > > yuktyu Interesting, huh? Somehow, I don’t think that’s interesting so much as odd. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/258 "2002-08-21T05:06:43Z")
Just got this one: > [@](#): > > Images in mirror are closer than they appear. Didn’t we used to get long messages once in a while? ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/259 "2002-08-21T05:21:47Z")
Wow mine was philosophical > [@](#): > > If you died in two days, would you be happy with your life? I think the answer to that question is pretty important, because, hey, what if you did die? Try to live so that each day, you end up happy ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/260 "2002-08-21T05:27:34Z")
Ah, this is more like it. Incoherent babbling of a decent length! > [@](#): > > A turtle won’t mock you because it’s too busy hangin’ in it’s shell. Shells like soup bowls for seafood served on desert islands where you can only have two people and two things and two foods. I never liked that game until I met the girl I love. Now, I would spend my whole life with her lying on a sandy beach, eating fish and coconut, as long as I could hold her hand. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=14)