# Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814 "2002-04-26T17:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/41 "2002-04-26T20:03:04Z")
Which one of you bastards posted this? > [@](#): > > Maeglin is wee. And twee. ---
**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/42 "2002-04-26T20:04:12Z")
Way to go Maeglin!- amazing three of us got it. I was thinking it was Simetra since he posted just before I did ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/43 "2002-04-26T20:04:32Z")
> [@](#): > > how stupid is this, don’t you have anything better to do with your time??? Eh. Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/44 "2002-04-26T20:07:07Z")
"Jack Dean Tyler is watching you. Tape a foreskin on if you don’t have one. This includes women. " Makes me think of They Might Be Giants. _Everybody wants a cock to tape a piece of foreskin to…_ ---
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/45 "2002-04-26T20:16:29Z")
This is what I got: MrCynical, the Teabag King. Later, this: OG SMITE!!! OG SMASH!!! Haven’t seen anybody mention anything I have put there yet. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/46 "2002-04-26T20:17:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DanielWithrow \* > \*\*"Jack Dean Tyler is watching you. Tape a foreskin on if you don’t have one. This includes women. " > > Makes me think of They Might Be Giants. > > _Everybody wants a cock > to tape a piece of foreskin to…_ \*\* I was hoping I could get someone from the SDMB to get that one from me. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/47 "2002-04-26T20:19:06Z")
> [@](#): > > MrCynical, the Teabag King. > > Later, this: OG SMITE!!! OG SMASH!!! I am glad mine are still coming up. 🙂 If this thing had a brain, it would have banned my sorry ass by now. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/48 "2002-04-26T20:22:03Z")
Some porcine love maker put up: > [@](#): > > Hastur is a moloster. I’m offended. The word is molestor. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/49 "2002-04-26T20:28:24Z")
Some porcine love maker put up: > [@](#): > > Hastur is a moloster. I’m offended. The word is molestor. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/50 "2002-04-26T20:28:36Z")
> [@](#): > > I just ate a very singular sandwich. I want a **Maeglin** message! ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/51 "2002-04-26T20:32:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Maeglin is wee. And twee. \*\* Which I’m thinking is related to: > [@](#): > > I have a wee. But not a wee wee. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/52 "2002-04-26T20:35:54Z")
Okay, you guys, you’ve completely taken over this poor site: > [@](#): > > december and Scylla sittin’ in a tree, f-e-l-c-h-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes december pushing a baby carriage. He’s sucking his thumb, wetting Scylla’s pants, trying to do a hula dance. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/53 "2002-04-26T20:36:25Z")
“Howdy, pardner! Wanna squeal like a pig?” was answered by “ewwwwies!!! no thanx. i dont like corn” ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/54 "2002-04-26T20:47:01Z")
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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/55 "2002-04-26T20:48:28Z")
The moment has passed. ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/56 "2002-04-26T20:57:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Welcome to the free-for-nothing website! Just leave us your e-mail, your address, daytime telephone number and we’ll send you nothing for free! ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/57 "2002-04-26T21:04:08Z")
One from the Foil-Caped Legions: > [@](#): > > I believe that the apocalypse is coming, soon the world is going to be sucked through a giant alien vacuum that will remove our souls and leave our bodies to roast forever. Unfortunately, though our souls will be outside the body, they will still feal the pane induced from the roasting body. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/58 "2002-04-26T21:05:59Z")
And another: > [@](#): > > A duck’s quack echoes. Those who say otherwise are spreading Illimunati disinformation. ---
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/59 "2002-04-26T21:12:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tattva \* > \*\* > > I want a **Maeglin** message! \*\* Hey! That was me! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/60 "2002-04-26T21:20:20Z")
ARRGH! The ONE time I didn’t preview. That was supposed to read: > [@](#): > > I just ate a very singular sandwich. That was me! 😛 Or something like that… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=4)