# Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814 "2002-04-26T17:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Aristides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Aristides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aristides)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/61 "2002-04-26T22:02:46Z")
When Jesus returns, sheated and armored in a sixty-foot-tall gleaming jetblack Jesus-shaped deathmecha, which itself will be encased in a six-hundred foot-tall Jesus-shaped giant robot which is nested in even larger robots as needed, I’m pretty sure that Bob Jones University will be the first place to fall beneath the cleansing scourge of the holy nuclear fire of his mouth-launched plasma sword–and that thing hits even harder than that fish shotgun ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/62 "2002-04-26T22:26:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > clinophobia is a fear of beds > > Is that even true? \*\* Yes, it is, **Sue**. According to [The Phobia List](http://www.phobialist.com/), clinophobia is a fear of beds or going to bed. I just tried the site again, and got this: > [@](#): > > At least someone is paying attention ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/63 "2002-04-26T22:39:25Z")
Nedia wants to slap your big fat butt. Not what I had in mind. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/64 "2002-04-26T22:40:46Z")
I got > [@](#): > > there is a man on the east coast who murdered his girlfriend because she screamed snickers - he goes out of control when he hears the words Snickers, Mar and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ anyone know the answer?? So, does anyone know? It’s killing me! ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/65 "2002-04-26T22:49:54Z")
Okay, who did it? \*\*It is through force of will that our desires are made manifest. \*\* and \*\*I love the SDMB. It loves me too… [www.boards.straightdope.com](http://www.boards.straightdope.com) \<— \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/66 "2002-04-26T23:28:40Z")
Well, I know I did this the last time I was there… > [@](#): > > I love the SDMB… [boards.straightdope.com](http://boards.straightdope.com) but I didn’t add “It loves me too…” ---
**Author:** ![Moxmaiden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Moxmaiden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moxmaiden)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/67 "2002-04-26T23:38:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*You don’t know it yet, but the most pivotal event in your life is about to happen to you. So, keep your eyes open on the 1st of May! \*\* Yea! An anonymous horiscope.:rolleyes: Melissa ---
**Author:** ![ACK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@ACK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ACK)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/68 "2002-04-26T23:49:59Z")
Life is wonderful! Though it might not always feel like it, you never know what amazing person, situation and thing is right around the corner. When you feel like all is black and dark, take the time to look at the beauty of the natural world. Where ever you may be you can find beauty. Have a wonderful day! Love to you Rather inspiring, doncha think? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/69 "2002-04-26T23:58:26Z")
> [@](#): > > If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool. Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/70 "2002-04-27T00:02:48Z")
> [@](#): > > So, does anyone know? It’s killing me! (offtopic) He freaked out whenever he heard the names of candy bars or states. He stabbed her because he thought she was going to say “New Jersey”. Happily, she survived. (/offtopic) ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/71 "2002-04-27T00:30:59Z")
That’s what I was thinking of, but couldn’t remember what it was! Thanks! 🙂 Just a warning: sometimes you will get this: > [@](#): > > ERROR > Your entry is too short > Return I have no idea what they think is too short, but keep it in mind! (one-word entries are too short, as are some four-word entries… weird) This is what I got on my most recent visit: > [@](#): > > WET BIRDS DON’T FLY AT NIGHT I have no life, therefore I can spend all day and night on the site! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/72 "2002-04-27T00:33:17Z")
> [@](#): > > funeral is today at 2:30…this isn’t happening this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING Weird ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/73 "2002-04-27T01:13:28Z")
I got: ‘My husband should be home in two hours. I should have done something constructive today.’ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/74 "2002-04-27T01:52:23Z")
Another return visit: > [@](#): > > If you think basketball is the coolest sport, type NBA repeatedly in one message. If you do not, type in what you do think is the coolest sport repeatedly. Oh, and by the way, I WON!!! Hmmm… I don’t know about that… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/75 "2002-04-27T02:16:55Z")
I think someone else got the same message as [b[Flamsterette\*\*, because the one I just got says: > [@](#): > > football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/76 "2002-04-27T02:24:56Z")
Another one: > [@](#): > > That Spongebob rots your brain. Stop watching it. Seriously. Now. ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/77 "2002-04-27T02:40:37Z")
I got: My husband should be home soon. That is cool! My cat drives a staiton wagon! and: please step away from the tram car. step away from the tram car. now leave the tram alone. tell that migdet queen to get away from the tram car! Weird. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/78 "2002-04-27T02:50:06Z")
Friday night and I’m highly amused by The Anonymous Message Server. Is this sad? Newest message received: Have you looked at things from your dad’s point of view? No? Then try talking to him. We can’t make him stop, because I’m probably not on the same continent as you, yadda yadda. I’ve used the link feature twice and both times ended up on an adult DVD site, so I don’t think I’ll try again. ---
**Author:** ![SlightDistrurbance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SlightDistrurbance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlightDistrurbance)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/79 "2002-04-27T04:01:27Z")
Our Cecil, who art in Chicago, hallowed by thy name Thy column come, thy will be done on the message board as it is in The Reader And give us this day our daily threads And forgive us our flames, as we forgive those who flame against us And lead us not into Ignorance But deliver us from vos Savant. Thats what I just got. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/80 "2002-04-27T04:19:45Z")
What a question… > [@](#): > > has anyone ever seen george w bush and osama bin laden in the same room? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=5)