# Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814 "2002-04-26T17:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/81 "2002-04-27T04:36:01Z")
I got “i’m scared of life. life is scary shit man. you never knonw whats gonna happen. life is strange. life is cool.” Interesting, I knonw. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/82 "2002-04-27T04:37:40Z")
Oh, and I left: “The MSPCA is holding me hostage. Kill your pets to avenge me!” Hey, it’s late. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/83 "2002-04-27T04:59:45Z")
I received > [@](#): > > mass poetry, give it a try. Maybe I will. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/84 "2002-04-27T05:24:09Z")
All I got was: > [@](#): > > I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/85 "2002-04-27T05:51:54Z")
I got: > [@](#): > > I have a little wombat, Henry is his name Sometimes I think he’s a cutie, sometimes I think he’s lame. Wisdom for the ages, that. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/86 "2002-04-27T05:59:22Z")
> [@](#): > > “Eeek!!” She screamed. “Bow” said the dog. Yes. Yes indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/87 "2002-04-27T06:16:41Z")
“Eenie Meenie Miney Moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, twist his tittie until he squeals like a bitch in heat, then turn him around and spank his ass till he’s begging for it. Eenie Meeney Miney Moe.” ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/88 "2002-04-27T07:31:52Z")
I wrote “I’m bored. Give me something to do.” I get back “Please pray for world peace.” Sigh, responsibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/89 "2002-04-27T07:56:40Z")
I left a quote from my English paper about Tolkien, and got: “A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a TRUE friend, will be sitting next to you saying, “That was fukcing fun!”” Heehee 😃 So true. ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/90 "2002-04-27T08:11:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daoloth \* > \*\*“Eenie Meenie Miney Moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, twist his tittie until he squeals like a bitch in heat, then turn him around and spank his ass till he’s begging for it. Eenie Meeney Miney Moe.” \*\* added to **Daoloth** ’s sig line: > [@](#): > > It’s called evil, kid. makes me want to hunt up that sequential thread titles thread again… ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/91 "2002-04-27T08:13:05Z")
Sigh, they must be having a slow night over there. I just got one of my own spit back at me! ---
**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/92 "2002-04-27T13:07:16Z")
I posted a Michelle Shocked quote: “The secret to a long life is knowing when it’s time to go” and got “put the gun to your head and just pull the trigger…if you think thats the answer to your problems than you better seek council and seek it quick.” Okaaaay. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/93 "2002-04-27T13:40:25Z")
> [@](#): > > If anything bad ever happens to your eyes as a result of some sort of a conflict with anyone named Nanook, the only way you can get it fixed up is to go trudging across the tundra, mile after mile, until you get to the parish of Saint Alfonzo. I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/94 "2002-04-27T14:40:21Z")
I just got this one: Sometimes life just plain sucks, but then how would we know the good times if we had nothing to compare them to? I have now had all the bad part of life I need to compare to the good, so where the hell is the good? ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/95 "2002-04-27T15:08:56Z")
I got: "Hannelores Tag ist grau denn Helmut Kohl schl‰gt seine Frau. " Can someone translate it for me? ---
**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/96 "2002-04-27T15:44:37Z")
So how would one go about citing something read on this site? I wouldn’t know if it would be necessary, etc. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/97 "2002-04-27T16:09:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\* > Didn’t Wally write that? \*\* (re: the monkey thing) No, it has been going around the web for many years… I think the original author is lost to history. (Btw… a singular sandwich? Like a black hole?) ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/98 "2002-04-27T16:47:44Z")
Yeah. the monkey thing seemed vaguely familiar when I read it. I just visited (yes, again) and got: > [@](#): > > …mmmm…tastes like chicken… Don’t they say all foreign game sort of tastes like chicken at first? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/99 "2002-04-27T17:11:08Z")
Latest message received: > [@](#): > > I am going to spam you up the ass, [email address deleted]. Mwahahahahaha!!! SDMB rules! :eek: Yes, let’s tie the SDMB together with spamming threats… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/100 "2002-04-27T17:50:15Z")
Most recent: > [@](#): > > Gross. gross gross. People can be really really rude on this thing. I don’t even want to know what the last message left behind was… :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=6)