# Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814 "2002-04-26T17:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/101 "2002-04-27T17:51:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Broken Doll \* > \*\*I got: "Hannelores Tag ist grau denn Helmut Kohl schl‰gt seine Frau. " > > Can someone translate it for me? \*\* Using my basic German, I get, “Hannelores Day is gray then Helmut Kohl hit his woman.” ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/102 "2002-04-27T17:54:51Z")
Just got this: > [@](#): > > Why are we here? Don’t know… sounds pretty deep to me! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/103 "2002-04-27T18:01:22Z")
Well, I just got > [@](#): > > If one more person metions that asshole, Cecil, I’m going to spam the fuck out of your lame message board. Go away pencil neck Coincidence? I think not. Unless there’s a club of Cecils who are connected with messageboards. ---
**Author:** ![Infectious\_Lass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Infectious\_Lass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infectious_Lass)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/104 "2002-04-27T18:03:24Z")
Hey, I just got this- If one more person metions that asshole, Cecil, I’m going to spam the fuck out of your lame message board. Go away pencil neck What a rude person!! :eek: I’m traumatised for life, or something. :wally (always wanted to use that smiley…) ---
**Author:** ![Infectious\_Lass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Infectious\_Lass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infectious_Lass)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/105 "2002-04-27T18:04:37Z")
Aggggggh! someone else got it already!!! But at least I got to use that smiley! Oh I’m embarrassed now…_cry_ ---
**Author:** ![sleeplessinseattle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@sleeplessinseattle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeplessinseattle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/106 "2002-04-27T20:31:44Z")
I got- I don’t have a potty mouth. I don’t drink toilet water. Clever children. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/107 "2002-04-27T22:07:01Z")
Someone was creative: > [@](#): > > I think dwarves come out of my pussy at night to eat my cookies. Then they do a little jig as they sing “Karma Chameleon.” I think their a vaginal dwarvish militia, I’m scared. I’m wearing a metal chastity belt to keep them in. I really have to pee bad. But if I take it off to pee, they’re going to storm the city, and it will be all my fault. And I have to poo. We won’t even discuss the evil that is in there. I’ve not heard them, nor have I seen anything missing, but the evil poison gas attacks they use to get at the dwarves is nasty! I’ve tried a douche and a suppository to get rid of the lot. It never helps. I think that is because the fairies that hide in m=y nipples wants the hostilities to go on. Perhaps they want to see who wins, and then they will decide to take them on as their lovers. My other five personalities don’t agree with me on this. They all have their own opinions, including Tasha, who thinks that some DVDA would handle the problem just fine. Daddy offered to get three of his friends to join him in helping me, but I’m only 12, and I’m afraid of getting stretched out. Daddy’s dick is already big enough, and I don’t think the baby would live through DVDA. Wait. Tasha’s 12. I’m 23. I can take the DVDA. I should tell Daddy to get his friends before the fairies, dwarves, and ass pirates attack me to keep me as their hostage and host. Anyone wanna own this? ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/108 "2002-04-27T22:47:53Z")
I got “Carpe diem. Live for the day. Experience every moment.” I feel somehow let down. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/109 "2002-04-27T23:02:51Z")
I just got: > [@](#): > > how many ppl do you think are hitting this site right now, and from where??? hmmmm?? So far, I don’t see anyone reporting having gotten one of my messages. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/110 "2002-04-28T00:46:03Z")
I just got: > [@](#): > > asdfasdf asdf sdf asd dh 4ay 4agh 4g agf That made no sense whatsoever, so I had to try again: > [@](#): > > I love the feeling after a long and hard cry… it is as though you are cleansed. It is worth whatever hard life lesson made the tears flow… Now **that** made tons more sense! ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/111 "2002-04-28T05:37:08Z")
> [@](#): > > ha i’ve been saying it since i was four ever since i saw willy wonka and the chocolate factory Okay… ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/112 "2002-04-28T05:43:03Z")
I got: i don’t have any scars on my ears ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/113 "2002-04-28T05:44:15Z")
Wait! even better: I love my towel. But it ate my dog. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/114 "2002-04-28T05:53:03Z")
I got: > [@](#): > > These pretzels are making me thirsty… Maybe because they’re really salty? Drink something and you’ll feel better! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/115 "2002-04-28T21:28:30Z")
I got: > [@](#): > > “Basically we should stop doing those things that are destructive to the environment, other creatures, and ourselves and figure out new ways of existing.” Moby See if you can’t get mine! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/116 "2002-04-28T21:34:53Z")
Well, **Guin** , I don’t know… it depends if yours was: > [@](#): > > Staci hurt me, and I can’t be friends with her anymore … Was it? Possibly not, but there have been times when I’ve got my own messages spit back at me, as **Nenya\_Elizabeth** has noted earlier on in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/117 "2002-04-28T21:35:57Z")
Well, Guin, I got someone who is trying to get yours… > [@](#): > > Okay, Guin… I’m up for it! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/118 "2002-04-28T21:41:10Z")
That would be me, immediately after reading **Guin** ’s post. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/119 "2002-04-28T21:52:12Z")
Isn’t “These pretzels are making me thirsty” a line from the Simpson’s? ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814/120 "2002-04-28T21:54:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daoloth \* > \*\*Isn’t “These pretzels are making me thirsty” a line from the Simpson’s? \*\* Seinfeld. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leave-anonymous-messages-for-the-people-who-visit-this-site-immediately-after-you/105814.md?page=7)