# Leaving O a Jet MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaving-o-a-jet-mmp/792983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 7, 2017, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaving-o-a-jet-mmp/792983 "2017-08-07T07:50:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/leaving-o-a-jet-mmp/792983/14 "2017-08-07T15:26:11Z")

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First off: from last week

> [@Recharging the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recharging-the-mmp/792483/174):
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> Inches away from death, and you are jocular.  
> How does Martin Luther come into this? We aren’t grilling theses.

But maybe a Pope or two? 🆒

> [@Recharging the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recharging-the-mmp/792483/175):
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> Remember my friedn Clare from the Pittsburgh Convention? She literally attracts flame ups from grills. She lost both eyebrows and a bang one tailgate.

I do remember her! Sometimes its hard to remember that was years ago and not weeks ago ----- much fun with odd characters was had by all.

> [@Recharging the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recharging-the-mmp/792483/176):
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> **Ruble** , can you man the pumps & I’ll handle the hose. Remember to over-pressurize, just to be [del]safe[/del] more entertained. 🆒

You know, you can put out fires with the proper use of explosives. With it being **Plant** and all ------------ 🆒

> [@Recharging the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recharging-the-mmp/792483/177):
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> Always remember - you control your online experience. If you want to get rid of somebody - poof - you send them to the cornfield.  
> I wish that feature was available in real life.

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> [@Recharging the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recharging-the-mmp/792483/178):
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> The Authorities tend to frown on that sort of thing IRL. 😉

Only if they find out. Or so I read once --------- in a newspaper. Yeah, that’s right ---- a newspaper. 😉

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