Lebowski Sequel? Jesus' Second Coming?

I certainly wouldn’t fuck with him.

Previous thread on the Jesus spinoff: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=812860

Bumping this nearly 17 year-old thread to mention this opens this Thursday!

(In Italy only…)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gENkMBnzF0c

surely 8 year-old dude!

Glad this got bumped, so I can point out that the OP had a line that’s been challenging much of humanity for 2000+ years…

OP also said they don’t know if they’d want an entire movie about Maude Lebowski, which is just plain nuts. As much as I love Turturro, it took bowling balls to think he’ll top Blier’s Les Valseuses, or even the film’s title. OTOH how nobody seems to realize even a childless Maude is a 6 picture franchise is beyond me.