# Left Hand of Dorkness is the most dangerous poster on this board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517 "2005-12-20T21:06:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/41 "2005-12-21T14:31:27Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > Sorry, **Debaser** , 'bout the move. You can start a Pit thread and link to it from here, and it’d be like the Dark Side of the Mooning. :sigh: It just wouldn’t be the same. Besides, in seriousness, I’m not eager to pit you. I can recall being on opposite sides of many debates, but nothing sticks out in my memory of you being anything but a fair and worthy opponent. Yuck. This is why I stay out of MPSIMS. It gets so lovey dovey in here that you get sticky with it. I need a shower. Wait. I’ve got an idea… \*\* **Debaser** takes his wagon full of explosives and weapons and heads off to the pit to make a pro-Bush post \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/42 "2005-12-21T15:29:28Z")
For some reason the first image that popped into my mind when I read the OP was of a wise old man (that’s **Bricker** ), calmly giving advice from a raft on the high seas, while a shark’s fin with **LHoD** tattoed on it circles around him. I’m not a veteran or a heavyweight here, but I know smarties when I sees them, and the SDMB is chock full, and **Lefty** is in the first row. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/43 "2005-12-21T18:36:29Z")
> [@John Carter of Mars](#): > > Yeah. If only he wasn’t such a **dork**! > D & R That’s because “Left hand of Dickness” is reserved for you-know-who. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/44 "2005-12-21T18:46:57Z")
> [@John Corrado](#): > > Thank god he’s not our Daniel in the Wolves’ Den. > _There’s_ a comment that dates me on this board. Fucking 99ers. Make me sick, they do. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/45 "2005-12-22T20:56:55Z")
**Lefty** is a hypocritical, disgusting bunnylover. Plus, one time, at band camp, he farted and blamed it on another guy. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/46 "2005-12-22T21:04:44Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Plus, one time, at band camp, he farted and blamed it on another guy. We’re like that in the wind section. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/47 "2005-12-23T04:43:45Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > We’re like that in the wind section. Pungent, too. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/48 "2005-12-23T05:05:15Z")
Congrat’s **LHoD**! **Bricker** , **Polycarp** and other great and respected minds. You can be proud and rightly so. High praise indeed. Nic Oh, and Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays or whichever applies. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/49 "2005-12-23T05:21:33Z")
[Moderator hat off] To show you how much I think of LHoD-- when we were looking for new Mods here a few months ago, my first thought was of him. How could anyone be that even tempered? I always thought that **bibliophage** , my hero, was the most even-tempered, well-spoken person on the boards. Of course, since I mainly stayed in GQ, that was a given. But in fairness to the boards and to Daniel, I immediately rejected the thought of proposing him for becoming a moderator on the boards. Why? Because the boards would lose a person that is everything **Bricker** says he is. He would become a functionary, and the boards would be the poorer. So, Daniel, here’s to you and your spirit–the same kind of spirit which lives in **tomndebb** and **bibliophage** and a handful of posters on this board. Long may you(collectively) post. [Moderator hat /OFF] ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517/50 "2005-12-23T05:51:43Z")
I always thought he was the most dangerous poster as well. Not just because he’s good in a debate, but because he killed my Dad. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/left-hand-of-dorkness-is-the-most-dangerous-poster-on-this-board/336517.md?page=2)