Left? Right? Give Me a Second.

ACC_Expat, where were you when I was a kid? Life would have been much easier if I knew I wasn’t the only weirdo. :slight_smile:

yanceylebeef, I know exactly what you’re talking about. The word is not ambidextrous (doing stuff equally well with both hands) but cross-dominance (doing certain activites well for different hands).

I am cross dominant (Luke Skywalker voice: as my father before me). I write with my right hand but I swim as a southpaw. My swim instructor gave me a lot of grief because I couldn’t do the scissors-kick to tread water. When I reversed the motion of my legs, voila! – treading water ‘left-handed’ became easy.

I read this book a long time ago – can’t remember the title or author – but the point was that you can exercise your brain by doing things with your non-dominant hand, which will also develop both sides your brain equally (so the theory goes). You can take this beyond hands: if you listen to the phone with your left ear (meaning the creative right side of the brain), switch it to you right ear (meaning the more logical, left side of the brain).

Nowadays, I can almost do certain tasks with either hand, such as 10-keying, using the mouse, cutting cards, shooting, and eating with chopsticks or a fork (I hate the stupid knife-fork-hand-switch when eating steak, but that’s a rant for another day).

I have the same problem with lateral directions: Left/right, East/West, and even (yes - potentially embarrasing for an electrical engineer) positive/negative.

And yes, I am an excellent speller. And I am right handed. Close to ambidextrous, but not when it comes to handwriting so I call myself a righty.

Overcoming left/right is easy. I can only wink with my right eye. So if you see me standing around winking for no apparent reason, I am judging rightness.

East/west used to be easy. I have excellent direction sense, I just confuse the words east and west. When I lived on the East coast, East was towards the ocean. Now that I live on the West coast… I sometimes forget to update the mnemonic.

Why positive and negative? Look at a graph. The x-axis. That’s my mnemonic. And it’s a poor one.

I’ve got a different problem with left and right. I can only tell them apart by my feet. I don’t know off the top of my head which is my left or right hand, but I know which is my left foot and which is my right. When I need to think of my left hand, I have to remember which is my left foot, then I know what side that is. If my feet are crossed, I get them backwards. When my husband tells me to go right and I start to head left, he tells me, “Uncross your feet!”

I’m right handed if that makes any difference.