# Legal fun with Four Corners...  What would REALLY happen?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legal-fun-with-four-corners-what-would-really-happen/175595>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 16, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legal-fun-with-four-corners-what-would-really-happen/175595 "2003-05-16T03:03:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legal-fun-with-four-corners-what-would-really-happen/175595/21 "2003-06-01T19:48:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fat Bald Guy \*  
> \*\*I want to know how you can drop a body out of an airplane thousands of feet in the air in such a way that you can predict it will land exactly on the four corners. \*\*

Laser guided corpses.

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**Author:** ![SirMuffinMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SirMuffinMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirMuffinMan)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legal-fun-with-four-corners-what-would-really-happen/175595/22 "2003-06-02T05:20:42Z")

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Dang…haven’t been here for even 24 hours and I’ve already made an idiot out of myself…Looks like I’ll have to earn some respect from now on…instead of relying on my good looks…😃

_suddenly realises no-one here can see his good looks, and retreats into solace_

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