# Legally drunk! **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [April 8, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400 "2008-04-08T00:15:13Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/1 "2008-04-08T00:15:13Z")
Woo Hoo! Now how about some legally stoned. Peace, mangeorge ---
### Author: ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/2 "2008-04-08T00:20:36Z")
Um…? Congratulations? ---
### Author: ![ShermanAter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/3 "2008-04-08T00:23:29Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] Woo Hoo! Now how about some legally stoned. Peace, mangeorge [/QUOTE] I’m with ya on both counts. ---
### Author: ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/4 "2008-04-08T00:40:28Z")
Are you lucky enough to have glaucoma, or be on chemotherapy? ---
### Author: ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/5 "2008-04-08T00:51:12Z")
I just heard a reporter on the tube, in the other room, say that someone was leally drunk. Made me jealous. I wanna be legally stoned. Like in Amsterdam. I do have claucoma, but I also have a job. A couple more years, though, and I’ll be free! ---
### Author: ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/6 "2008-04-08T01:11:12Z")
Digital dexterity is usually one of the first things to go. Cheers! ---
### Author: ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/7 "2008-04-08T01:45:07Z")
[George Carlin] Legally drunk. What’s the meaning of legally drunk? He was legally drunk? Well if it’s legal, then leave him the fuck alone! [/George Carlin] ---
### Author: ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/8 "2008-04-08T13:44:08Z")
Did somebody say legally stoned? Oh…so you’re not, then. Carry on! I’ll be over here, pouting. ---
### Author: ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/9 "2008-04-08T15:29:17Z")
Is it illegal to be drunk? I guess in certain locations. I love being drunk at home. Piss faced legally drunk. GF loves it, too. ---
### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/10 "2008-04-08T15:36:42Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] I just heard a reporter on the tube, in the other room, say that someone was leally drunk. Made me jealous. [/QUOTE] So you want to get drunk on arable land used temporarily for hay or grazing? Well yeah. I mean… who wouldn’t? ---
### Author: ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/11 "2008-04-08T15:39:59Z")
I have no idea what anybody’s talking about. Pass the booze. ---
### Author: ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/12 "2008-04-08T17:22:39Z")
None of you legally drunk folk is/are driving, is/are ya? (You could be posting from a wireless laptop, couldn’t you)? ---
### Author: ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/13 "2008-04-08T18:09:39Z")
[QUOTE=LouisB] None of you legally drunk folk is/are driving, is/are ya? (You could be posting from a wireless laptop, couldn’t you)? [/QUOTE] Or my iPhone. Others? ---
### Author: ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/14 "2008-04-08T19:32:29Z")
May I suggest locking this thread? ---
### Author: ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander) #### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/15 "2008-04-08T20:12:03Z")
May I suggest fine 15 year old scotch? ---
### Author: ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge) #### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/16 "2008-04-09T01:34:31Z")
[QUOTE=Ponch8] May I suggest locking this thread? [/QUOTE] No. Go away. ---
### Author: ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge) #### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/17 "2008-04-09T01:35:37Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] May I suggest fine 15 year old scotch? [/QUOTE] Yes. Stick around. ---
### Author: ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit) #### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/18 "2008-04-09T01:57:19Z")
I’m always impressed by drunk posters. If I’m drunk enough that I can’t type, I get frustrated because I can’t type and give up on posting. Even drunk, I’m a perfectionist. ---
### Author: ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander) #### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/19 "2008-04-09T02:15:52Z")
I’ve made myself a nice tall, strong, vodka/tonic. Oh dear, I think my tonic has gone flat. I’ll drink this one and have the next without the tonic. ---
### Author: ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth) #### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/20 "2008-04-09T05:50:19Z")
I’m really curious to see where this thread goes. The cocktail hour has begun. Carry on. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400.md?page=2)