# Legally drunk! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400 "2008-04-08T00:15:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/21 "2008-04-09T19:10:05Z")
Will someone buy me some alcohol so I can get drunk and post? I’m too cheap to buy more than a 12-pack every month or so. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/22 "2008-04-09T20:04:07Z")
[QUOTE=control-z] Will someone buy me some alcohol so I can get drunk and post? I’m too cheap to buy more than a 12-pack every month or so. [/QUOTE] Get yourself some corn, a kettle, a still, etc and have at it! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/23 "2008-04-09T20:07:50Z")
They won’t let me drink at work. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/24 "2008-04-09T20:25:50Z")
I no longer have a computer at home. Yet another thing in the long line of crappy things that have been going on in my life. So I’m guessing any of the other places that I post from would likely frown on drunkenness. Truthfully, I don’t ever drink much anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/25 "2008-04-09T20:52:09Z")
Do they frown at drunkeness at the public library? As long as you’re quiet, you’ll be cool. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/26 "2008-04-09T20:58:25Z")
Do we we used to do. Buy a slurpee dump it out and fill with beer then go to the library. Only we didn’t go to the library. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/27 "2008-04-09T21:05:08Z")
[QUOTE=whiterabbit] I’m always impressed by drunk posters. If I’m drunk enough that I can’t type, I get frustrated because I can’t type and give up on posting. Even drunk, I’m a perfectionist. [/QUOTE] Funny, my drunk grammar and typing skillz are impeckable. [QUOTE=Tahssa] Do we we used to do. Buy a slurpee dump it out and fill with beer then go to the library. Only we didn’t go to the library. [/QUOTE] If you weren’t going to the library, why’d you dump the Slurpee out? You should have just mixed them. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/28 "2008-04-09T21:07:40Z")
You should _never_ drink the bong water. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/29 "2008-04-09T21:46:24Z")
[QUOTE=Tahssa] Do we we used to do. [/QUOTE] Welcome to the thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/30 "2008-04-09T21:53:23Z")
[QUOTE=whiterabbit] If I’m drunk enough that I can’t type, I get frustrated because I can’t type and give up on posting. [/QUOTE] Amateur. Drunk typing is an essential skill for the modern wino. Poor typing interferes with the bullshit. And no, I am in fact stone cold sober. And at work. But not jealous. Oh, no. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/31 "2008-04-10T03:40:11Z")
I am not sure if I am legal or not, I obviously need another shot… OK probably legal now ---
**Author:** ![Wheeljack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@Wheeljack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheeljack)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400/32 "2008-04-10T12:52:44Z")
Anybody know if vodka and squid go together? That’s about all I have left in the fridge. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legally-drunk/444400.md?page=1)