# Legion of the Banned **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [January 11, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515 "2014-01-11T16:12:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/1 "2014-01-11T16:12:32Z")
I was looking at some of the very earliest threads and started noticing how many names had been banned. Is their a thread in which every single poster has since been banned? If not, how close can we come to one? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/2 "2014-01-11T16:32:32Z")
Don’t you remember _what **Marley** did_? Every thread was full of banned members. Too bad no one was around to see it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/3 "2014-01-11T16:57:24Z")
If there is, you can call it “Banned of Brothers.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/4 "2014-01-11T17:51:18Z")
So you’re asking for banned names? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/5 "2014-01-11T18:02:44Z")
Yes, let’s ban-dy about some banned names. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/6 "2014-01-11T20:17:55Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > Is their a thread in which every single poster has since been banned? If not, how close can we come to one? There are certainly one-post-only threads, usually by a drive-by spammer or troll who gets immediately banned. So there’s those. You may sometimes spot such a thread if you don’t blink, before the entire thread gets disappeared. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/7 "2014-01-12T21:23:58Z")
You guys should do a little searching. [Some fine stuff comes up](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=3638). > [@That fucking banner ad](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/that-fucking-banner-ad/2112/1): > > I have no problem with advertising here. > > In fact, I like it here so much, I will click banners just to show them that people are coming from here. > > But this latest banner has got to go! It freezes my computer for a few seconds everytime it blinks. > > MADDENING!!! That was from 1999! Thread #3638. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/8 "2014-01-12T21:42:16Z")
What would be the point? So those in the group could say, “I’m with the banned?” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/9 "2014-01-12T23:26:19Z")
This one time, at banned camp… ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/10 "2014-01-13T00:29:41Z")
The leader of the banned is tired, and his eyes are growing old; but his crankiness is legend’ry and his rants live in my soul. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/11 "2014-01-13T00:43:04Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > The leader of the banned is tired, and his eyes are growing old; but his crankiness is legend’ry and his rants live in my soul. For the win! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/12 "2014-01-14T13:42:41Z")
While we’re on the subject, I’m thinking we should put on some sort of benefit concert for those who no longer have the privelege of posting here. Yes, it will be called “Banned Aid”. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/13 "2014-01-15T03:03:12Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > While we’re on the subject, I’m thinking we should put on some sort of benefit concert for those who no longer have the privelege of posting here. > > Yes, it will be called “Banned Aid”. Can we start groaning now, or do we have to wait for show time? 🙂 (he said appreciatively) ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/14 "2014-01-15T05:27:47Z")
Reminds me of that Anne Rice novel, Queen of the Banned. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/15 "2014-01-15T06:16:34Z")
Banned is the bond that binds them. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/16 "2014-01-15T14:19:19Z")
I am stuck on banned folks, 'cuz banned folks’re stuck on me. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/17 "2014-01-15T14:54:21Z")
Clearly, everyone has been skipping banned practice. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/18 "2014-01-15T19:43:55Z")
Cue _[The RubberBanned Man](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_O5CdS9cI)_ “…its Fall at Hogwarts, but not everyone here has stocked up sufficiently at Diagon Alley…” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/19 "2014-01-15T20:16:58Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > The leader of the banned is tired, and his eyes are growing old; but his crankiness is legend’ry and his rants live in my soul. Banned on the run, banned on the run. . .that’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![kjckjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@kjckjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjckjc)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legion-of-the-banned/678515/20 "2014-01-16T22:23:05Z")
When I read the thread title I thought it was a query about whether or not all the banned but formally prolific posters all gathered, Superfriends villain style, and plotted nefarious actions against the board. Cuz that would be cool.