# Legolas vs. Ernie Keebler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 8, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302 "2003-09-08T14:24:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/1 "2003-09-08T14:24:34Z")
Well? ---
**Author:** ![acrossthesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@acrossthesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/acrossthesea)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/2 "2003-09-08T15:18:53Z")
Legolas! Ernie’d be too busy baking cookies to fight. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/3 "2003-09-08T15:35:50Z")
This has to be one of the funniest thread titles in a while. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/4 "2003-09-08T20:43:11Z")
Legolas would have 10 arrows in Ernie’s heart before he could say, “Creamy chocolate filling.” ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/5 "2003-09-08T21:44:02Z")
Who can resist delicious cookies? Maybe Keebler’s more powerful than he lets on. Anyone who can come up with the cookies with the chocolate covering on the bottom and the chocolate stripes on top is a force to be reckoned with. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/6 "2003-09-08T22:26:29Z")
I dunno, but I think Ernie could come up with a trap. The Trojan cookie jar, if you will. Legalos would be too distracted by the chocolatey goodness of grasshoppers and fudge stripped cookies to even know that his nemisis is ready to bake him. ---
**Author:** ![Peg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Peg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peg)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/7 "2003-09-08T22:37:30Z")
After a couple of months of living on water and lembas, I think Legolas would be willing to sacrifice a little pride for a Keebler fudge cookie. “Lembas. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a fully grown man.” ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/8 "2003-09-09T04:13:25Z")
Does Ernie posess an ring of power? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/9 "2003-09-09T05:53:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by caveman \* > \*\*Does Ernie posess an ring of power? \*\* Yes: ELFudgeya, the Ring of Chocolate. Originally gifted to Al Keebler, father of Ernie, by Celebrimbor at the beginning of the Third Age, it was kept as a national treasure in his kingdom in the Forest of Hollow Trees until his death in battle with Sauron’s forces. Prince Ernie Keebler inherited it an became its bearer. So nyah! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/10 "2003-09-09T06:44:15Z")
I’d be much more interested in a tag team match of Legolas/Gandalf vs Ernie/Lucky Charms Leprechaun. ---
**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/11 "2003-09-09T06:48:00Z")
I thought they were the same guy. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legolas-vs-ernie-keebler/200302/12 "2003-09-09T06:56:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bullwinkle \* > \*\*I thought they were the same guy. \*\* No, no! Ernie’s all about the cookie. Legolas is all about the nookie. With Gimli.