# Lekatt, you have a brain. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 5, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027 "2010-04-05T15:10:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/41 "2010-04-06T19:37:56Z")
In his defence, **kanicbird** ’s delusional beliefs are considerably nastier. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/42 "2010-04-06T19:42:17Z")
What? **kanicbird** has always seemed pretty harmless to me. Useless, but harmless. What has he said that was actually _nasty?_ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/43 "2010-04-06T19:44:49Z")
He’s said some very nasty things about rape, I’m sure someone will be able to fill you in. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/44 "2010-04-06T19:55:17Z")
He also told another poster that said poster’s daughter’s disability due to a deal the daughter must have made with Satan before birth. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/45 "2010-04-06T20:19:34Z")
I’ve seen brain tissue. I’ve seen Cerebro-Spinal Fluid. Only a **lekatt** would confuse them. If grey matter = CSF it would change a lot of things. Especially a movie from the 1980’s which would become _This is Your Brain Coming out a Hole in your Lumbar Spine._ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/46 "2010-04-06T20:23:25Z")
> [@Angry Lurker](#): > > He’s said some very nasty things about rape, I’m sure someone will be able to fill you in. Linky-poo appreciated, if forthcoming, anyone. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > He also told another poster that said poster’s daughter’s disability due to a deal the daughter must have made with Satan before birth. Ah, yes. I do remember that one now. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/47 "2010-04-06T20:27:38Z")
Until Senator Doctor Frist makes a diagnosis from the well of the Senate, it is presumed that there is no Brain. Narf!! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/48 "2010-04-07T16:26:15Z")
[Re: Kanicbird idiocy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=530858&). Also a search of him shows at least three BIG pit threads… ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/49 "2010-04-07T17:01:28Z")
[QUOTE=John Mace] Why did I know, after reading only the title, that this would be the first response to the OP? [/QUOTE] Actually, I was surprised the first response wasn’t “Cite???”… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/50 "2010-04-07T17:04:50Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > He also told another poster that said poster’s daughter’s disability due to a deal the daughter must have made with Satan before birth. > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Ah, yes. I do remember that one now. Yeah … me too. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/51 "2010-04-07T17:32:37Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Yeah … me too. Makes me wonder. Non-brits - without cheating, do you know who Glenn Hoddle is? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/52 "2010-04-07T17:39:25Z")
> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#): > > I’ve seen brain tissue. I’ve seen Cerebro-Spinal Fluid. I’ve seen threads with **lekatt** that I thought would never end. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/53 "2010-04-07T18:06:26Z")
> [@Angry Lurker](#): > > Makes me wonder. Non-brits - without cheating, do you know who Glenn Hoddle is? I know \*of \*him. Football manager. Managed the national team. Beyond that, I don’t understand what you’re referencing. Is he a fruit-cake too? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/54 "2010-04-07T19:15:06Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I know \*of \*him. Football manager. Managed the national team. Beyond that, I don’t understand what you’re referencing. Is he a fruit-cake too? Not a **Leakatt** or **Kanicbird** fruitloop, but yup. He was fired as England manger for comments very similar in sentiment to the ones **KB** made about the disabled. [Contemporary news story](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sport/football/270194.stm). ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/55 "2010-04-07T20:50:47Z")
Nayim from the halfway line! **lekatt** is now in a new GD thread created especially for him lamenting that we’ll never reach his level of understanding because we’re not prepared to do the research. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/56 "2010-04-07T22:58:07Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Nayim from the halfway line! > > **lekatt** is now in a new GD thread created especially for him lamenting that we’ll never reach his level of understanding because we’re not prepared to do the research. :dubious: To date, no other “researchers” have been able to duplicate his “findings.” Including him. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/57 "2010-04-08T00:23:09Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Nayim from the halfway line! > > **lekatt** is now in a new GD thread created especially for him lamenting that we’ll never reach his level of understanding because we’re not prepared to do the research. :dubious: Well that thread was shut down early on. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/58 "2010-04-08T00:59:17Z")
> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#): > > I’ve seen brain tissue. I’ve seen Cerebro-Spinal Fluid. > [@Jackmannii](#): > > I’ve seen threads with **lekatt** that I thought would never end. But I always thought I’d see the truth, baby, one more time again. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/59 "2010-04-08T02:18:22Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Well that thread was shut down early on. “It’s _Aliiive!_” ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027/60 "2010-04-08T02:24:57Z")
I guess that proves lekatt’s position about near death experiences and re-animation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-you-have-a-brain/535027.md?page=4)