# Lekatt, you're an idiot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 21, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763 "2005-09-21T19:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/101 "2005-09-23T23:37:21Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Thanks. In all fairness to lekatt, lynn73/His4Ever is exactly useless in convincing anyone that her deity is a loving deity.

True. That was probably the one and only time I ever actually was cheering **lekatt** on.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/102 "2005-09-24T00:19:50Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> Ummm, no need. They are all song lyrics, or catch-phrases from TV, not actual hyperlinks.

Words are insufficient for expressing how happy this post makes me.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/103 "2005-09-24T02:02:18Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> I’m convinced engaging this creature is, beyond an exercise in futility, willingly allowing onself to fall into the trap of sating his malignant ego, providing him with whatever bizarre sustainance he derives from goading the sane into fruitless dialogue, which only encourages him to manipulate you further while enhancing his skill at doing so.

And once again the Straight Dope provides inspiration for a Call of Cthulhu scenario. Thanks!

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/104 "2005-09-24T04:40:07Z")

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In one thread I tried to elicit a response from him on what it could take, hypothetically speaking, to convince him that John Edwards and the other “TV psychics” aren’t really psychic. He actually **refused** to answer the question and justified this refusal by saying the question was “mean spirited.”

It really is heartbreaking to see someone completely close their mind like this. I’m amazed that anyone could put up such strong mental barriers to logic and reality. I seriously think this board should have a policy against people who are unwilling or unable to engage in any meaningful debate. It doesn’t do us any good to have people like that here, and it certainly doesn’t do lekatt any good to keep preaching his nonsense here.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/105 "2005-09-24T04:52:45Z")

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> [@Blalron](#):
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> I seriously think this board should have a policy against people who are unwilling or unable to engage in any meaningful debate. It doesn’t do us any good to have people like that here, and it certainly doesn’t do lekatt any good to keep preaching his nonsense here.

Of course it does us good ! Not only does it give us a convenient punching bag, but he’s a great ego boost ! I can say to myself "I may be stubborn, bad tempered, misanthropic and unpopular, but at least I’m not **lekatt**! 😛

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**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/106 "2005-09-24T05:49:05Z")

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After reading [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=335880&page=1&pp=50) add my vote on the heap. What an idiot!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/107 "2005-09-24T06:11:47Z")

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> [@Der Trihs](#):
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> Of course it does us good ! Not only does it give us a convenient punching bag, but he’s a great ego boost ! I can say to myself "I may be stubborn, bad tempered, misanthropic and unpopular, but at least I’m not **lekatt**! 😛

But if you _were_ him, you’d be too stupid to realize it.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/108 "2005-09-24T14:09:55Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> I don’t know about that. If you were bedridden, with no means of escape, would you want to spend your last hours listening to l **ekatt**? Comfort would not be the word I would use.

Although it would ready you to embrace the sweet release of death.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/109 "2005-09-24T14:21:49Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> Although it would ready you to embrace the sweet release of death.

If that’s what they were after in a hospice, they could just dump the dying onto anthills out back. I think they’re supposed to ease your transition, not make you long for it.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/110 "2005-09-24T15:35:30Z")

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> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#):
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> If that’s what they were after in a hospice, they could just dump the dying onto anthills out back. I think they’re supposed to ease your transition, not make you long for it.
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> Daniel

Oh, I don’t know. [tongue in cheek] If my notoriously curmudgeonly father were trapped in a hospice for **lekatt** for an attendant, I can see him coming out of a coma, or even a persistent vegetative state to tell **lekatt** he was full of codswollop and to leave him alone, possibly using the words “daft twit” in the process. Having used the last of his energy to do so, Dad would then go on peacefully to his just reward, having taken on one last idiot (with apologies to idiots). [/tongue in cheek or tongue out of cheek if you prefer]

CJ

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/111 "2005-09-24T15:59:10Z")

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> [@Siege](#):
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> Oh, I don’t know. [tongue in cheek] If my notoriously curmudgeonly father were trapped in a hospice for **lekatt** for an attendant, I can see him coming out of a coma, or even a persistent vegetative state to tell **lekatt** he was full of codswollop and to leave him alone, possibly using the words “daft twit” in the process. Having used the last of his energy to do so, Dad would then go on peacefully to his just reward, having taken on one last idiot (with apologies to idiots). [/tongue in cheek or tongue out of cheek if you prefer]
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> CJ

Is your dad Hagrid?

😃

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/112 "2005-09-24T16:05:28Z")

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Nope. Just a man who doesn’t suffer fools, period! 😃

CJ

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**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/113 "2005-09-26T09:55:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I like **Cervaise** ’s suggestion of a generic thread

Like any response to **lekatt** , this has [already been tried](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=261872).

Feel free to resurrect it, for all the good it will do.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/114 "2005-09-26T21:12:09Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Link?

Oh dear, just the thought of it is comic gold!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/115 "2005-09-26T23:48:46Z")

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What’s your problem, zoid?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/116 "2005-09-26T23:50:20Z")

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Or perhaps I’m misreading your posting? If so, accept my regrets. As it is, the links have already been provided.

Oh, and they are certainly comic gold.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/117 "2005-09-27T13:09:26Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Or perhaps I’m misreading your posting? If so, accept my regrets. As it is, the links have already been provided.
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> Oh, and they are certainly comic gold.

I was just a little trigger happy with the reply. I didn’t realize the links were already posted. No offense was meant.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/118 "2005-09-27T14:19:27Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> Although it would ready you to embrace the sweet release of death.

I thought we’re talking about **lekatt** here, it would be the sweet release of _near_ death.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/119 "2005-09-27T15:43:59Z")

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I think you’ve hit on the root of the problem there. He comes _back!_ :eek:

CJ

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**Author:** ![Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fromage_A_Trois)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lekatt-youre-an-idiot/322763/120 "2005-09-28T12:38:42Z")

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Perhaps it’s some kind of inverse Groundhog Day thing - instead of **lekatt** going through the same day over and over again, and knowing he’s doing so, he could go through different days, one after the other, but he perceives them as the same.

This would explain why he repeats the same old arguments again and again, and why he ignores or forgets rebuttals - he is going through the debate _for the first time_.

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