# Lesbian Erotica by Una (Anthracite)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 3, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939 "2000-08-03T03:02:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/21 "2000-08-03T05:17:26Z")

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Wow…makes me wish I was a lesbian…well, almost…

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**Author:** ![beakerxf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@beakerxf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beakerxf)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/22 "2000-08-03T05:23:07Z")

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whoo boy. 🙂 Feel free to post your stories anytime.

Oh, and if you need any soft butch dyke-type characters, I might know someone who is available… 😃

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/23 "2000-08-03T05:30:52Z")

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Yes, Surg, I wrote those. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archer)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/24 "2000-08-03T05:41:58Z")

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Oh my! The room temperature seemed to go up several degrees. Oh yoo hoo, Mrs. Archer…

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/25 "2000-08-03T05:45:41Z")

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And she wrote it for ME! 😃

Thanks again, hon…I absolutely loved it.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/26 "2000-08-03T06:37:39Z")

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I love it, Anthracite. That is beautiful. I hope you don’t mind that I printed it out for posterity. Do you regularly write stories and are they collected anywhere? I would love to read more of your writings.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/27 "2000-08-03T06:45:40Z")

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Not much to say other than that was really really good.

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/28 "2000-08-03T07:32:37Z")

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Great, just great! - now I’ll have to stay behind my desk for who knows how long. Thanks a bundle! 😉

Seriously: That was pretty good! - not that an unwashed furriner like yours truly could ever truly appreciate the subtleties, but it works. The subdued language actually makes it work better…

S. Norman

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**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/29 "2000-08-03T09:10:48Z")

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:eek: :eek: :eek:

WOW!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/30 "2000-08-03T10:20:29Z")

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_WHEW!_

No _wonder_ your interveiw went well, Falcon! 😛

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/31 "2000-08-03T11:04:30Z")

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I’d have to say that although the story is well written it would have been better sent through an email to the person it was meant for. I’m a little surprised that Falcon wanted it published for the board.  
Then again I guess it’s really not any worse than the naughty love letters that were done.

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/32 "2000-08-03T11:18:17Z")

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Bravo Anth!

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**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/33 "2000-08-03T11:21:39Z")

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Anthracite: you now owe me three tissues. Thank you very much.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/34 "2000-08-03T12:14:31Z")

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**Una/Anthracite,** your story is **not** mundane.

Your story is **not** pointless.

Your story **is** very well done.

We need a new forum for more of your stories.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/35 "2000-08-03T12:28:55Z")

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Well thank you everybody for the kind words. I’m really glad it made some people happy. And I’ve received so many nice e-mails too!

**Baglady** , I understand now. Thank you! 🙂

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> \*Originally posted by evilbeth \*  
> \*\*I love it, Anthracite. That is beautiful. I hope you don’t mind that I printed it out for posterity. Do you regularly write stories and are they collected anywhere? I would love to read more of your writings. \*\*

I write a bit, but have never posted anywhere. I’ve since been told that even though this story has no profanity (other than 2 occurances of “kick ass”) and no real vulgarity, that it will probably be banned. So it’s unlikely I will be able to post anything else here.

However, **Hamadryad** has begged for a story, and if I can do one for her I may post it on FFF (at **Surgoshan** ’s suggestion). Unless the mods here really don’t care…

And I understand completely if they would - The Straight Dope is not alt.sex.stories, and not intended to be. But I thought this story was as tasteful as possible and might pass muster, esp. considering other threads such as “Naughty Love Letters” et al. And there were special circumstances involved.

On a related note - although I have a great many friends here, it is unlikely I can respond to more than a couple requests for stories for a few reasons. First, I have carpel tunnel which limits my ability to type after a while. Second, I’m not really that good or imaginative, although if the mood hits me I can create a decent lunchtime story (evidently, from the reaction I’ve received - thank you all once again!). And also, I need to know the person I write about somewhat - I have to visualize and create the scene entirely in my mind, and that doesn’t work well with people I don’t know that well. In fact, by the time I’m done writing the story I almost feel like I’ve been through an intimate relationship with them.

Also, I’m somewhat busy as well currently on my 25th page of a long erotic short story written especially for a sweet person on this board, who will be nameless. Unless SHE asks that it posted, and mods agree.

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> _Originally posted by ultress:_  
> **I’d have to say that although the story is well written it would have been better sent through an email to the person it was meant for. I’m a little surprised that Falcon wanted it published for the board.**

It **was** sent to **Falcon** via e-mail well in advance of the posting. Not only did she want it posted, but she asked me to write it in the first place. Ask her yourself if you are still concerned. E-mail her. No, in fact, I will cut and paste from the letter I sent her BEFORE I posted it.

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> \*\*…I will give you the same options I’ve given everyone else who I’ve written about:
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> “You can read the entire story in advance, and after reading you can decide on the following actions:”
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> a) Accept the story as-is, and allow others to see.  
> b) Accept the story with a few suggested changes, and allow others to see.  
> c) Accept the story as-is, and allow NO others to see.  
> d) Refuse the story and never see or hear about it again.  
> e) Have me delete the story, and not keep any copies.
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> You may choose any option without feeling guilty, including e. If you choose b, I reserve the right to then choose to delete the story if I feel I do not want any changes made for artistic reasons.
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> So, it’s up to you entirely. I certainly don’t want to embarass anyone…\*\*

I hardly think one can argue that those are not pretty fair and free options for the person written about.

And since I will not post any of her e-mail back to me without her permission, you will have to take my word for it she agreed that I could post it. Even better, ask her yourself.

From e-mail, **paraphrased** with no identifiers:

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> **…why don’t you put up a website to feature your works?..**

Thank you for the suggestion, however I don’t want to maintain a website currently. I will in the future when I get a server placed here with a static IP though.

From e-mail, **paraphrased** with no identifiers:

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> **Have you posted to alt.sex.stories? Or [nifty.org](http://nifty.org)? Or…**

All very good suggestions, thank you. However, I don’t think my stories are that good, and I really only posted it here to share with the community I love so much. They are not intended for mass distribution, I simply just don’t want to.

Oh yes, and finally:

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> _Originally posted by Erroneus:_  
> **Anthracite: you now owe me three tissues. Thank you very much.**

For your eyes I hope. 🙂

Again, thank you all very much who have commented thus far. By all means, please keep the comments coming! And vote if you want a **Hamadryad** story to be posted later on, with the moderators and her permission of course.

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**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/36 "2000-08-03T13:35:27Z")

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WOW! You write very well. I do hope this is only the first story of many.

Thank goodness I have a bit of time before i need to go to work.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/37 "2000-08-03T14:22:46Z")

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I’m not at home, or I would C&P my email back to Anth directly. Instead, I’ll paraphrase. I gave her full permission to post the story. In fact, I believe my exact words were “I give you free and full permission to share this with others.”

So, as was said, I agreed with the posting. I still do. _hugs Anth_ And thanks again.

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/38 "2000-08-03T14:42:58Z")

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Hmmmm if you will re-read my post, I didn’t say that I was concerned, I said that I was surprised. To each his own.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/39 "2000-08-03T15:06:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ultress \*  
> \*\*Hmmmm if you will re-read my post, I didn’t say that I was concerned, I said that I was surprised. To each his own. \*\*

Thank you for your response ultress. That’s fine, I understand what you meant. I just wanted to make clear that I would not post without the other person’s permission, and that I do take great pains to avoid making people feel uncomfortable.

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**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbian-erotica-by-una-anthracite/27939/40 "2000-08-03T15:59:18Z")

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Anthracite, That was very well written. I don’t think I can Leave my desk now!

As far as you thinking your stories are not good enough, if that was written at your lunch…send off your stories trust me they are VERY good.IMHO

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