…God DAMN, Dave!.. Did you, like, read that after you wrote it?
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Inky- said:
Damn right! If we don’t get enough oxagen, we’ll hardly be able to breth!
Well, in my AP english class we’ve been talking about lesbian affairs between Virginia Woolf and her lovers, and so on…
Hey, Cranky, if you want that sort of drama from a famous gay person, check up on poor Amanda Bearse.
Carolyn
I thought the fabric of the American family was cotton. What have lesbians got against cotton? I’m so confused.
No, cotton is the fabric of our lives. Big difference.
I find it a little ironic that Melissa and Julie decided to break up just a couple of weeks after Ellen and Ann split up. These two couples were supposedly really good friends. Makes you wonder if maybe somebody from couple A was messing around with someone from couple B.
Okay, so it’s a stretch. But it would make a really good tabloid story.
I have two questions…
a.) Since it is a well known fact that courts favor the mother in custody battles, who has the advantage in this one? 
b.) Do you suppose that humming sound coming from the Forest Lawn cemetary in L.A. is Bing Crosby spinning in his grave at several thousand r.p.m.s at the thought that part of his DNA went into the children of a lesbian couple?
just wondering…
b.) Do you suppose that humming sound coming from the Forest Lawn cemetary in L.A. is Bing Crosby spinning in his grave at several thousand r.p.m.s at the thought that part of his DNA went into the children of a lesbian couple?
Are Dave & Bing related? I don’t think so.
…or are Bing and Julie Cypher related?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Straight Doper’s rule the earth!
Funny, hilarious stuff for the most part about a fairly delicate subject. I love you guys. 