# Lesbians - good, or awesome?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834 "2003-10-22T03:44:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/1 "2003-10-22T03:44:05Z")

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…Yes!

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/2 "2003-10-22T04:00:33Z")

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Vanilla or chocolate?

Of course! 😉

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**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/3 "2003-10-22T04:40:32Z")

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Auuuuuuuugh! The Hamsters ate my OP!

OK here is an approximation of the original:

I **love** lesbians! Especially the pretty ones. Girls are so beautiful, with their soft, full lips, curvy hips and pillowy boobies. Girl-on-girl action is the hottest (and best) kind of sex there is.

And if you think admiring lesbians from afar is fun, try **being** one!

Woo-fricking-hooooo! 😃

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/4 "2003-10-22T04:57:00Z")

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[ul]😃 [sup] **So the answer is AWESOME.** [/sup]  
**Class dismissed!** [/ul]

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/5 "2003-10-22T05:30:57Z")

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Anyone else flash on the video of Van Halen’s _Hot for Teacher_ right there?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/6 "2003-10-22T05:50:31Z")

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Lesbians! My _favourite!_

- Buster Wilde

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/7 "2003-10-22T06:20:51Z")

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What’s so great about Greek islanders ?

: d & r : 😃

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**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/8 "2003-10-22T06:24:53Z")

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Lesbians are social deviants who should be locked away. Unless they let me watch, of course. 😛 😉

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/9 "2003-10-22T07:10:23Z")

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Me male.

So think about sex lots. 🙂

Me like women.

More sex is very good. 😃

So me like **two** women having sex. :eek:

Wait - where me in all this sex? 😕

My head hurt. :smack:

Me need comfort.

So me think about sex. 🆒

More sex is more comfort.

Me like women, so…

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**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/10 "2003-10-22T07:30:07Z")

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I’ve like to think of myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body 😃

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/11 "2003-10-22T09:27:35Z")

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On the scale of one to awesome, they’re super great.

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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/12 "2003-10-22T09:39:47Z")

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Yet another fun girl club I can’t be a part of because of my penis. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to stick with the straight girls.

But lesbians are pretty damn awesome. Pretty damn awesome indeed.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/13 "2003-10-22T10:28:56Z")

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It’s a matter of complete and utter indifference to me, but any lesbian who wants to and can celebrate the glories of her sexuality without actually dissing men by the way is welcome to in my book.

OTOH:

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> Girl-on-girl action is the hottest (and best) kind of sex there is.

Personally, I disagree, and I know quite a few women who profess to agree with me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Space\_Vampire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Space\_Vampire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vampire)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/14 "2003-10-22T11:58:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pervert \*  
> \*\*I’ve like to think of myself as a lesbian trapped in a males body 😃 \*\*

Wow! That just gets funnier every time somebody says it! Which is every time the word “lesbian” is ever mentioned in the presence of males!

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/15 "2003-10-22T12:11:30Z")

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[Coasters song]‘Taint nothin’ to me…[/Coasters song].

Good on ya’ if you that’s your thing. Personally, I like girls that at least _might_ like me.

Lesbians from my sexual perspective? _shrug_

I’m sure many of them are fine people, but since the op’s question/statement seems to be referring to matters sexual…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/16 "2003-10-22T12:44:10Z")

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Really more of a declaration than a real poll, so I’m moving this to MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/17 "2003-10-22T12:49:20Z")

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I have to lean more towards bisexuals…Lesbians? Meh…threesome with hot bisexual girls? Thats more like it.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/18 "2003-10-22T12:57:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Space Vampire \*  
> \*\*Wow! That just gets funnier every time somebody says it! Which is every time the word “lesbian” is ever mentioned in the presence of males! \*\*

Rather than thinking of it as a stale joke, I prefer to think of it as a sad commentary on male sexuality in our society. Male bodies are so often treated as icky and ugly and ridiculous, it’s pretty difficult for some guys to understand how anyone could find them attractive.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/19 "2003-10-22T12:58:19Z")

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It’s their own business.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lesbians-good-or-awesome/208834/20 "2003-10-22T12:58:51Z")

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I liked them way better before Focus on The Family pointed out to me how they were trying to desanctify my marriage.

I had no idea! And here I was thinking that lesbianism was all about likng broads!

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